He “needs” a living.
He doesn’t deserve one.
/discussion
Everyone deserves a living. That’s what America is all about. Don’t be dumb. Our country is about live and let live, not live by obstructing the lives of others. It’s why we have laws in place.
Hasn’t been that way since before World War I, and not everyone deserves a living, or to live at all.
Some people just deserve to die on the spot.
It is impossible to convincingly try and disprove that, and you should not bother, but you probably will.
“Laws.” …Hah.
Okay.
Way to derail the thread. Can we now go back to making fun of the flaccid penis state please?
But which US state will we laugh at then? Michigan?
Alabama and Louisiana are starting to step their crazy up.
Has Alabama officially outlawed slavery yet?
BRUH … black, an O-5, living in Florida, situated in the same realm as mutated haters in Negro form… I’ve inclined to believe he was stationed there, but if the military can assist in paying for your move regardless of rank, and all of that applied to you, ESPECIALLY PLUS FLORIDA, ESCAPE!!!
I’d like to think that he was there with other troops keeping the crazy from spilling out.
We know you are. 
Why? Because Florida…and I hadn’t made a contribution in a little bit.
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I mean, who hasn’t had sex in a parking lot? Were you never a teenager?
On June 23, 2012 Darren Rainey, a 50-year-old mentally ill state prison inmate in Miami-Dade County, died after guards responded to his defecating in his cell by locking him into a 180-degree shower for two hours—at which point his skin was separating from his body. Local police, and the state, failed to properly investigate. The case was only brought to light in recent months by The Miami Herald. After two years, no one has been held criminally accountable, or even charged.
Darren was serving a two-year sentence for drug possession and housed in a psychiatric unit. After his death, guards forced another prisoner, Mark Joiner, to clean up the shower where Darren died, including chunks of skin.
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"He was crying, please stop, please stop, Joiner said. And they just said “Enjoy your shower, and left.”**
Only the U.S. Department of Justice can properly investigate this terrible crime, and a broader culture of abuse in Florida’s prisons that has led to other unnecessary deaths, and which falls especially hard on the mentally ill.
In ferguson, cops kill kids.
in Florida, kids stop crime. 
-Starhammer-
So this is what the world Florida has come to. It takes a lot to actually give me pause, but this story accomplished that. The title says it all:
Florida Mom Feeds Daughter Tapeworms To Help Her Lose Weight
Spoiler
A Florida E.R. nurse recalled the harrowing moment she learned a teenage patient was fed tapeworms by her mother to help her lose weight for a beauty pageant.
Maricar Cabral-Osorio spoke to the show “Untold Stories of the ER” of how the girl’s mother brought her in sick with a protruding stomach.
The nurse and other hospital staff initially thought the girl was pregnant, but an ultrasound showed an empty womb. That’s when Cabral-Osorio noticed something foreign in another part of her body.
“Something was in her intestines,” Cabral-Osorio told the show, which airs Friday on Discovery Fit & Health, according to the New York Daily News.
The unnamed girl excused herself and went to the bathroom. Moments later, the teen began screaming and hospital staff came rushing in.
“The toilet bowl full of tapeworms. Blegh!” Cabral-Osorio said. Everyone stood bewildered thinking about how the parasites, which were alive, ended up inside the girl.
“We were wondering, how did she get those tape worms? And then we saw the mother turn white.”
The mother, who complained about how long the nurses took to care for her daughter, broke down and confessed to feeding her daughter tapeworm eggs to help her lose weight. The eggs apparently hatched after they were ingested.
The mother apologized to her daughter, the nurse said.
" ‘I just did it to make you a little skinnier. You needed some help before we went on to the pageant,’ " the mother said according to Cabral-Osorio.
People can become infected with tapeworms by eating undercooked meat, causing appetite loss, stomach pain and diarrhea, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
The parasites have been used for nearly 100 years as a way to speed weight-loss… In August 2013, a woman from Iowa used the same method by swallowing a tapeworm she bought online. Doctors warn that doing so is highly dangerous.
“Ingesting tapeworms is extremely risky and can cause a wide range of unstable side effects, including rare deaths,” Dr. Patricia Quinlisk, Medical Director of the Iowa Department of Public Health, wrote last year.
“Those desiring to lose weight are advised to stick with proven weight loss methods- consuming fewer calories and increasing physical activity.”
Well there goes my lunch. Well played Florida, well played.
I’m sad to say, but that’s not even new…well, the tapeworms part isn’t.
http://www.everydiet.org/diet/tapeworm-diet-using-beef-tapeworms-in-humans that took seven seconds on bing to find, and there are worse. Personally, I say use the calorie cutting diet along with planned meals. Even my lazy ass is losing weight, and I not starving myself to death either. :tup: I should be down to 150 before the end of the year, No tapeworms needed.
Here’s a little bit of our more normal criminal reports…
-Starhammer-