Can’t believe I’m saying this but a random tidbit from ESPN. Apparently a Teacher in Florida quit her job because she makes 6 figures off of twerking on Vine videos.
Why was something like that being reported on ESPN of all places?
Pardon the Interruption. Wilbon likes to open the show with a random tidbit for Kornheiser to play off of before they actually start the show proper.
And hey, we got another one from PTI.
Someone from Florida stole a truck that held 36,000 pounds of Crisco.
I thought that one was old news.
Or maybe that was a similar one, since Florida does have its rituals now.
It’s possible, who knows?
UPDATE: Truck containing 36,000 pounds of Crisco stolen and recovered in Florida
Posted: October 13, 2014 - 6:44pm | Updated: October 14, 2014 - 12:23pm
ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. — A stolen truck loaded with Crisco has been recovered in South Florida.
But St. Petersburg police say they don’t know whether the 36,000 pounds of the vegetable shortening was still inside the tractor trailer truck, which was found abandoned in Hialeah late Monday…
So it IS an annual tradition.
Here’s a theory based on what happened back when I was like 8 living in the hood.
A older woman bought a container of Crisco, which had pics of fried chicken, fish, some muffins and biscuits on the label. She came back into the store less than 10 minutes later, cussing the owners out, calling them all FLAVORS of motherfuckers and sorry-ass niggas (they were indian, so wtf), then threw the opened container down on the floor, demanding her money back. Cops had to persuade her to leave, and that she wasn’t cheated. Turns out this chick was illiterate. She thought the Crisco can was supposed to have fuckin’ FOOD inside…because, well, as she said “It’s food on the CAN!!” This sounds like a larger-scale version of my incident.
^^But 36,000 pounds? I mean after a few hundred cans, you gotta realize there’s no food in it.
Well…it is Florida.
How else are they going to get Honey Boo Boo to fit in a seat on Space Mountain?
shrugs, shakes head That’s why they abandoned it, I think.
Man who shot teen over loud music sentenced to life without parole.
I can’t laugh at Florida for this, so therefore Off Topic.
Now if he had been acquitted…
I say hell no. Take the whole damn thing, not just the Southern part.
-Starhammer-
No, you’re misreading, they want to secede and become the 51st state of the US.
I hope that if they do, they name it, “Shithole,” or “Satan’s Anus.”
Oh, I read it alright. I’m all for them leaving. Bugs is obviously down with that plan. He’s got the saw ready and he’ll do the heavy work by himself. Poor Florida. You know your State is suckin’ when even men are saying,“Cut dat dick off.”
-Starhammer-
He’ll never eat all the pork again. Or at least around his uncle
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