Bugs_bunny.gif keeps looking better and better: Florida thread

crucades · July 17, 2014, 1:52am

Starhammer · July 17, 2014, 8:17am

I swear. This doesn’t even rate highly on the list of F-ed up shit we have in this thread alone. Still, don’t change Florida.

-Starhammer-

SF2GuileX · July 18, 2014, 8:12pm

Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a fool with a $500 fine and up to six months of jail time with your pants on the ground.

That’s the tune one Florida town is singing following the passing of its latest law against those who wear baggy pants. On Tuesday, the Ocala City Council passed an ordinance against “anyone on city property from wearing their pants two inches below their natural waist in a way that exposes underwear or bare buttocks.”

This isn’t the first time towns have gone below the belt to wage a war against low-hanging pants. While Ocala’s ordinance may not be unique, it’s the punishment that is, because, as Fashionista points out, cities with similar laws fine offenders “no more than $50 for repeat offenders.” Also, some are worried that this could lead to racial profiling.

But Councilwoman Mary Rich, who proposed the law—and who also happens to be black—denies that.

Missing_Person · July 19, 2014, 7:41am

Justice…in Florida?

DrellyFish · July 19, 2014, 8:07am

I saw that article earlier m it was shocking that it was something good in Florida

blitzfu · July 22, 2014, 12:04am

Starhammer · July 22, 2014, 2:48am

Look at that article, then look at your av, then look at bugs bunny’s face. 'Nuff said.

I think Mother Nature is even striking against florida.

-Starhammer-

SF2GuileX · July 25, 2014, 6:39pm

Possibly father of the year.

Wil · July 29, 2014, 8:05pm

Report: George Zimmerman finds work as security guard in DeLand store - http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/report-george-zimmerman-finds-work-security-office/ngqLk/

He’s now guarding a gun/motorcycles store in Florida.

Starhammer · July 29, 2014, 9:09pm

The deadly air in Florida reaches a new height.

http://news.msn.com/us/georgia-girl-struck-by-plane-on-florida-beach-dies

Really? I think Florida should become its own country. The national anthem should just be oldschool X-Men 6-player Magneto saying,“YOU ARE DEAD!! HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!” On repeat for a minute or two.

-Starhammer-

MCP · July 29, 2014, 9:54pm

Not so subtle message of no black people allowed?

Raz0r · July 29, 2014, 11:28pm

He was acquitted of all charges. He should be allowed to make a living. Goddamn, some of you don’t let shit go.

Starhammer · July 29, 2014, 11:43pm

http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/local/florida/2014/07/29/florida-mom-arrested-after-letting-7-year-old-son-go-to-park-alone/13308935/

I can’t blame them. Florida is too dangerous to be letting some 7-year old walk around by himself. He coulda gotten run down by someone half his age.

Not florida I know, but I’m just sayin.

-Starhammer-

Raz0r · July 29, 2014, 11:45pm

Wtf? You can get arrested for letting your kid go to the park? At seven my parents booted me the fuck out the house and I had my own fun. How is that illegal?

Don_Barracuda · July 30, 2014, 2:12am

Explains a lot.

Kid’s that young allowed to run the streets will probably end up getting up to no good. Over here we have kids barely out of their diapers smashing up bus stops with teenagers.

Raz0r · July 30, 2014, 2:33am

How else will you make friends?

I also started school at 4. Leaving the house was a regular thing by then.

Rhio2k · July 30, 2014, 2:34am

The logic probably has something to do with a 4 year old that was left unattended and was killed after running into the street a little while ago here.

Starhammer · July 30, 2014, 5:25am

OH SHIT! STOP THE FUCKING BUS!!!

Good news out of Florida? Something positive happening in the penis state?

-Starhammer-

Wil · August 1, 2014, 1:55am

Starhammer with the commercial. Meanwhile we now return you to your regularly scheduled Florida programming…

12 year-old boy allegedly shoots and kills homeless man - http://www.startribune.com/lifestyle/269449861.html

Flesh eating bacteria in Florida - http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/state/flesh-eating-bacteria-vibro-vulnificus-in-florida-ocean-hospitalizes-32-kills-10

Rhio2k · August 1, 2014, 2:10am

You missed one. Now we got fuckin’ 4-foot-long lizards running around. Fuckin’ Tegu lizards. Dear caucasian Floridians…KILL your damn exotic pets instead of just releasing them into the wild. You’re making matters worse.