Bugs_bunny.gif keeps looking better and better: Florida thread

[Raz0r]

Would belugas work?

Dewgongs IMO.

Fixed that typo for you, Ash Ketchum.

[Starhammer]

NUKE. FLORIDA. NOW.

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http://i.imgur.com/ZTUXEft.png

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I don’t know which I find more disturbing, the fact that Honey Boo Boo naturally gravitated to the cesspool of Florida, the fact that someone on my Facebook decided to take a picture of these orcas during mating season, or the fact that 75 people liked the picture of said orcas in mating season.[/details]

Geez. 3 foot long rats just got knocked back a place or two on the WTF-ometer. Fucking Florida. They should just nickname it “the state of emergency”.

-Starhammer-

[Rhio2k]

NUKE. FLORIDA. NOW.

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http://i.imgur.com/ZTUXEft.png

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I don’t know which I find more disturbing, the fact that Honey Boo Boo naturally gravitated to the cesspool of Florida, the fact that someone on my Facebook decided to take a picture of these orcas during mating season, or the fact that 75 people liked the picture of said orcas in mating season.[/details]

Geez. 3 foot long rats just got knocked back a place or two on the WTF-ometer. Fucking Florida. They should just nickname it “the state of emergency”.

-Starhammer-

No, I think we’ll be okay on this one. See, these guys are noobs. The size angle is where they’re fucking up, because they can’t hide. Every successful animal in Florida either is too big to hide from people so it lives away from them in the woods, or is small enough to live in concealment among humans. Rats tend to like populated areas, but these rats are gonna be chased by prides of the world’s most successful predator: housecats. Wait for it, there will eventually be videos, and that shit will be funny as hell. I of course will be providing overdubs with my TMNT2k3 Master Splinter impersonation. The worst they can do is invade a nursing home or 2 in the meantime.

[Iduno]

Eh, can’t rats fuck up cats pretty badley if they get too big?

[Rhio2k]

Eh, can’t rats fuck up cats pretty badley if they get too big?

That’s New York. In Florida, the crazy-shoe is on the other foot.

[Missing_Person]

Then that would mean that cats are eating dogs to beef up for the rats to eat them, would it not?

[SF2GuileX]

Woman chases man with knife after he refuses sex: cops

How could he resist?

A 25-year-old man was reportedly chased around a Florida parking lot by a woman waving a knife and a broken cane after he “rejected her sexual advances.”

Elizabeth Highley, 56, was allegedly drinking wine with the much younger man in her Port St. Lucie-area home last month when her attempt to have sex with him majorly backfired, The Smoking Gun reported.

Instead of being wooed over, he rebuffed her, allegedly sending Highley into a rage that led to her grabbing a hunting knife and cane and giving chase.

It wasn’t until the lustful Highley chased the man into a nearby convenience store’s parking lot that he found a deputy for help.

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http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1852982.1404351896!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/highly3n-1-web.jpg?enlarged

Released on $3500 bail for attempted rape and possibly aggravated assault?

[Don_Barracuda]

dude looks like a lady

[Missing_Person]

dude looks like a lady

Lady looks like a dude.

[Starhammer]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/fla-woman-chases-man-knife-cane-refuses-sex-article-1.1852983

How could he resist?

A 25-year-old man was reportedly chased around a Florida parking lot by a woman waving a knife and a broken cane after he “rejected her sexual advances.”

Elizabeth Highley, 56, was allegedly drinking wine with the much younger man in her Port St. Lucie-area home last month when her attempt to have sex with him majorly backfired, The Smoking Gun reported.

Instead of being wooed over, he rebuffed her, allegedly sending Highley into a rage that led to her grabbing a hunting knife and cane and giving chase.

It wasn’t until the lustful Highley chased the man into a nearby convenience store’s parking lot that he found a deputy for help.

Spoiler

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1852982.1404351896!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/highly3n-1-web.jpg?enlarged

Released on $3500 bail for attempted rape and possibly aggravated assault?

Let me get her old ass. I’ll be done hit that shit Raging Demon style. Turn the lights off, slide across the floor and KNOCK THE DUST OFF DAT POO-SEE!!

When the lights come back on I’ll be standing with my back to the door and She’ll be laid out on the floor going OOP AWWW!! OOP AWWW!! oop aww…

-Starhammer-

[MechWarrior]

Once again:

http://i.imgur.com/aGd26bD.gif

Die, Florida.

[d3v]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/fla-woman-chases-man-knife-cane-refuses-sex-article-1.1852983

How could he resist?

A 25-year-old man was reportedly chased around a Florida parking lot by a woman waving a knife and a broken cane after he “rejected her sexual advances.”

Elizabeth Highley, 56, was allegedly drinking wine with the much younger man in her Port St. Lucie-area home last month when her attempt to have sex with him majorly backfired, The Smoking Gun reported.

Instead of being wooed over, he rebuffed her, allegedly sending Highley into a rage that led to her grabbing a hunting knife and cane and giving chase.

It wasn’t until the lustful Highley chased the man into a nearby convenience store’s parking lot that he found a deputy for help.

Spoiler

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1852982.1404351896!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/highly3n-1-web.jpg?enlarged

Released on $3500 bail for attempted rape and possibly aggravated assault?

Goddam cougars.

[Starhammer]

http://www.examiner.com/article/florida-execution-for-man-who-kidnapped-raped-murdered-11-year-old-girl

Justice in Florida? :wtf: That almost sounds like Weirdness in and of itself these days. Still, I thought at least knowing that one of the monsters of that slab of land has at last been slain might be of interest to some of you.

-Starhammer-

[Saitsu]

1 down. The rest of the state to go.

[Rhio2k]

Here’s the funny part: this ass-hat’s defense was

TV: The lethal injection contains a chemical my client is allergic to, and it may cause undue suffering.

Rhio2k:…Takahata Alucard chuckling

[Don_Barracuda]

Two Florida cops get into a dispute, pull out guns and shoot at each other. One cop dies the other in critical condition

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/862372e4e8e1cd51be1b4da929f310f2045ef283/c=2-0-1024-768&r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/FortMyers/FortMyers/2014/07/09/1404923150000-Fotor0709122220.jpg

http://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/local/2014/07/09/two-florida-police-officers-shot-during-domestic-dispute/12416107/

The two officers, Amy E. Young, 40, and Luis Monroig, 37, were shot this morning in what the Lee County Sheriff’s Office is calling a domestic dispute.

Monroig later died from his injuries and Young is in critical but stable condition in the Intensive Care Unit at Lee Memorial Hospital.

Naples Police Department records show that Sgt. Amy Young has had a sometimes troubled history with the agency.

She along with several other officers beginning in 2011 were caught up in an allegations of alleged sexual misconduct while on duty.

The allegations following in an internal investigation were determined to be unfounded. Also determined to be unfounded were allegations of unauthorized use of a city vehicle, living with an immediate subordinate and threatening an individual with a firearm, according to police records. However she did receive a written reprimand for the accidental discharge of her firearm and received remedial training.

In February 2003 she was suspended for five days without pay for sleeping on duty. Young is currently the day shift patrol supervising sergeant.

Young was not Monroig’s supervisor and both worked in different areas, Lt. John Barkley, a public information officer for the Naples police, said.

The Lee County Property Appraiser shows that the home at 21790 Sunset Lake Court was owned by Young. Information on Monroig also showed an address in Naples as well as the Lakes at Estero home.

Luis Monroig, 37, is a 10-year veteran was a master officer with the Naples Police Dept., was a member of the SWAT Team and the Honor Guard. He was the subject of no internal investigations.

Dwight Philip, who lives two doors down from the scene on Sunset Lake Court, said he often saw the couple out.

“We saw them painting their house about five months ago, it took them forever because they did it themselves,” he said. “They were always doing something around their yard.”

Philip said the couple often walked their dog and would wave back when he waved to them.

Other than that, he said, there was no indication of trouble. “We never saw anything,” Philip said. “But we really didn’t know them.”

He noted a couple who lived in the house before them was well-known to have had domestic trouble. “You could see them yelling at each other in the driveway,” he said of the previous owners.

An LCSO spokesman said the shooting was called in at 12:56 a.m. Wednesday. The spokesman said Young and Monroig are officers with the Naples Police Department.

“This is a tragic day for all law enforcement,” said Lt. Jeff Dektas, with the Lee County Sheriff’s Office, at a news conference at the scene across from Estero High School.

A spokesman at the scene said the community was in no danger and the shooting was the result of a domestic dispute.

[MCP]

Hot cop sex while on duty.

[d3v]

So which one stood their ground?

[Don_Barracuda]

So which one stood their ground?

The good cop

[Raz0r]

So which one stood their ground?