Yea dude treat HOAs like a plague.
Do we at least get to collect $200?
HOAs are almost everywhere and are unavoidable when property values are tied with how your neighbors keep their houses. I do agree they are bullshit and I am surprised more people don’t challenge these groups in court, but that’s what was signed.
"*A 52 YO white man skinny dipping in public, outstanding warrants and smart a$$ remarks to the police … Must be a liberal democrat and PBP subscriber. "
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sure thing mang. here’s…
OH SHIET!!! THREE-LEGGED TEENAGE ZOMBIE BEAST BITCHES!! RUN!! GET TO THE CHOPPA!!! EVERYBODY GEDDOUT!!!
-Starhammer-
:wtf: Thankfully, there isn’t a picture of them in this link, but the ones in the story might be links to pictures of them. A 3 foot long rat? :wtf: NO THANK YOU SIR OR MA’AM!!!
-Starhammer-
Interestingly enough, those giant pouched rats can be trained to detect landmines.
Dear Florida white people: STOP releasing your exotic pets into the wild!! You did it with boas, you did it with lionfish, and here you go again. what next? Fuckin’ tarantulas??
By all means, DO IT!! You just know there are tons of these things out there. If we don’t put them to work, ol’ big boobs is going to get a hell of a surprise sunbathing in the backyard one day.
The tarantulas left late last year. They said,“Fuck this shit. we was cool when it was just the snakes, but now it’s bears on golf courses, snails in the driveway, and brain eating viruses on top of brain eating druggies. the place just ain’t fit for normal people no more.”
-Starhammer-
There always seems to be the worst part of any country and I find that amazing. It seems that Florida is the worst part of America. There is so much successful brainwashing going on over there.
Well, we ARE built on top of a semi-dormant Hellmouth…
Actually I wouldn’t have minded…I hear they taste like crab or shrimp when roasted, so game on if it ever comes to that.
Not news worthy but a few years back the Florida court system summoned me before them over a turtle. Starhammer asked me to post the link but I got lazy.
How R.P.D. Rookie went to court over a turtle.
NUKE. FLORIDA. NOW.
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I don’t know which I find more disturbing, the fact that Honey Boo Boo naturally gravitated to the cesspool of Florida, the fact that someone on my Facebook decided to take a picture of these orcas during mating season, or the fact that 75 people liked the picture of said orcas in mating season.[/details]
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Using the word “Orcas” to describe them is an insult to Orcas as they’re quite intelligent and resourceful, not to mention one of the fastest swimmers on the planet.
Would belugas work?
Dugongs IMO.
Dugongs are majestic creatures.
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Those fat fishes(can’t remember the name) with human faces on the other hand…