Bugs_bunny.gif keeps looking better and better: Florida thread

…FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

Yet another reason to avoid public restrooms.

Snopes already busted that one.

Sadly, not even Florida be that fucked up.

But that wasn’t even as bad as the killer snails and giant mosquitos.

But at least public toilets were safe…ish.

Wasn’t there a guy who fell into a sinkhole while he was “on the throne”?

Okay, never mind that then.

http://www.cbs12.com/news/top-stories/stories/vid_16268.shtml

No, that poor bastard was in bed when it happened.

You want a reason to avoid public restrooms? :rofl:

http://news.msn.com/offbeat/in-alabama-theft-of-urinal-items-stumps-officials

I know it’s not florida, but their neighbors to the north wanted to represent.

-Starhammer-

Goddammit.

Public restrooms are bad enough as it is. When I am forced to use one I make it my goal to not touch anything with my hand.

Guns on the streets to stand your ground? :tup:

Guns in the hands of prison guards to stand their ground? …:tdown:

Florida > Logic

It’s florida. keep it movin.

…No, really. Do NOT stop in florida. that place is f’ed up mang!!!

-Starhammer-

Just gat damn. :lol:

not sure what’s worse.

His dumb ass thinking he was gonna get away with something like that, or that in comparison to other florida reports, he’s the SANE sounding one?

-Starhammer-

http://www.examiner.com/article/veteran-fights-to-keep-american-flag-front-yard-73-y-o-hit-with-8-000-fine

Really, Florida? I guess we can’t really be surprised anymore when a state shaped like a shlong decides to pull a dickhead move.

-Starhammer-

Fucking hell I thought only us English were stupid enough to stop people flying our flag on their own property, Florida continues to outdo itself.

Huh whats this?

His mistake was thinking he owned that property. He doesn’t. He’s in an HOA, they own his property really. Yea he bought and paid for it, but he also signed the agreement that says they can tell him what he can and can not do with his yard.

HOAs are shit, and he was fool for buying into one.

This is VERY good info to have. I’m gonna be looking for a house sooner or later. I now know not to go to any area with an HOA. Ain’t having that shit when I’m the one paying the cash for the place. :tdown: Looks like I gotta find dat property along with the house.

-Starhammer-