Wow. Something happens right in my backyard and I don’t even know about it until I take a peek in here. It sounds like daddy got into some trouble and decides to take it out on family.
fact: I haven’t watch the local news in about 10 years. it’s very bad for the eyes and ears.
If you ever move to the States, choose to live in a state that has someone of a balance between liberals and conservatives. Too much of either leaves it kind of shitty (even NY has its problems with laws that are too liberal, like the pedestrian mall shit or the taxis levied on the borough yu live in) and so does California (towns where you can’t even trim your fucking hedges, what the fuck?). Too liberal of states will tax the ever loving fuck out of you and too conservative will have nut jobs who think we still live in colonial times.
I still say NY over everything else, but you will never hit the perfect state you want to live in.
One thing that always picked my curiosity about the States are the Rednecks. I don’t know why, maybe because i live in a place that was rural and conservatory pretty much until 50 or so years ago, so a lot of the old habits still haven’t died like they should. My Grandpa for example could be considered (putting some of the cultural differences aside) some sort of Alpha Redneck, lol.
I know it is some kind of bone not everyone would want to pick, but one of the things i like is getting to know other cultures, and the rednecks are one of my top “priorities” (if we could classify something like this as a priority in Culture knowledge).
Oh Lawd,
Save yourself a plane ticket and download Jeff Foxworthy comedy routines.
Really, unless you plan on writing for Mutual of Omaha de Italiano, you really don’t know what you’re in for, man.
This coming from a dude that has rednecks in his family o’plenty.
If you really want to see how ridiculous redneck life is though, I suggest:
Mississippi
Texas
Arkansas
Alabama
More Jed Clampett type stuff, less Florida.
Wait, isn’t Jed Clampett the main protagonist of an old TV Show from like around… Mid '60s if i’m not mistaken?
Unless you’re a sociologist, stay the hell out of redneckville out here, imo.
Not a sociologist, i’m just driven by some kind of masochistic curiosity. I know, it’s really strange.
Yeah, The Beverly Hillbillies.
Not almost interchangeable with the redneck lifestyle you’re so morbidly curious about.
I’ll put it like this:
You see your av? Get used to people with teeth that aren’t even HALF that straight.
-Starhammer-
Sounds like it’s better to piss of a Xenomorph and get bitten by it instead of a Redneck, lol. At least the Xenomorph scar would be symmetric, lol.
I’m sure xenomorphs don’t have STDs, so you would be safer. I must say though as a former resident of Alabama, A friendly redneck is a good thing. A dangerous thing to be around when drunk, but a good friend who will most likely keep you better entertained than any TV show. You must always beware of the accursed spell called invocation of sorrow. It is initiated through this phrase…
**…HEY YA’LL!! WATCH THIS!!!
when those words are spoken, something terrible will happen soon. Innocents will be harmed, some even seriously so. Be sure to keep the healing waters near. The locals call it,“Beer”. There are varying powers of this healing water, to be used in proper dosages according to the severity of the injury or injuries striken upon the patient. be warned, as too much of the healing water will make the injury worse, causing the victim to talk to either “earl” or “ralph”. We know not who these people are, but we imagine that the conversation can only be bad, as they are often called upon when the victim is near a toilet.
-Starhammer-
They got it partially right, but the location was wrong.
It wasn’t Escape from New York or Escape from LA, it should have been Escape from Florida.
Bugs bunny is gonna come along and make an island out of Florida, we can put all the criminals on there plus some good people for ethical grey area, and then release Snake Plissken on them.
I can smell it, John Carpenter can smell it, Kurt Russel can smell it. It’s Escape From [shit hole] part 3.
Reading the first part, i was thinking the exact same thing.
Florida: “Daddy, why didn’t I get a deadly virus? It’s not fair! I WANT IT I WANT IT!”
Satan: “Ohh alright, you know I can’t resist that face!”
Florida: “YAY!”
So… There still may be hope for a cleansed state?
Anyway, it’s strange that the Post didn’t cover his itinerary, maybe they didn’t have gathered all the info and were pressed into publishing the story: Jeddah, London, Boston, Atlanta, Orlando (strange the plane did’t pass through Italy, the planes from Saudi Arabia usually do have a Pit Stop here here, usually Rome or Milan).
This is the only hope for Florida’s salvation.
Memorial day: Florida style.
http://news.msn.com/crime-justice/4-arrested-following-clearwater-beach-shootings?ocid=ansnews11
-Starhammer-
They were clearly all just standing their ground.
There you go. Much more accurate.
Facebook reports, just another regular day in Florida.