Bugs_bunny.gif keeps looking better and better: Florida thread

I can’t help but think getting your phone out and recording something whilst now having to drive one handed and no longer giving the road your full attention is even more kuntish than the road rage.

Oh Florida…

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/kindergartner-praying-at-lunch-says-teacher-told-her--‘you’re-not-allowed-to-pray’-214217118.html;_ylt=A0SO807bzztT0koAjxNXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTEzODh2cDk0BHNlYwNzcgRwb3MDMQRjb2xvA2dxMQR2dGlkA1ZJUDI0NF8x

You can say what you want about religion, but this is BS. A 6-year-old praying over her meal is that bad?

She oughta be praying for the whole entire state, before Bugs gets there with the saw.

“I just pulled out the phone, driving with one hand, focusing on the road and my mirrors and everything, and held up my phone,” she said.
Jeffrey White, 33, of Tampa was arrested and charged with reckless driving and leaving the scene of a crash.

The woman told WFTS that White left the scene of the accident before police arrived, but she snapped a photo of his license plates and provided it to authorities.
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We have a LOT of redneck drivers who are just stupid or crazy. I blame the redneck beverage of choice: Mountain Dew. Other shit they like to do is if driving behind you, they see you put on your turn signal for a lane change, they try to beat you to the next lane AND pass you at the same time. It’s like they WANT to be sideswiped.

I couldn’t resist.

-Starhammer-

Elderly Woman Who Killed 3 In Car, Gets Suspended License

Just wow…

The way that article is written makes it seem like she was driving the parking lot and crashed it into a bunch of people.

Old folks gotta get to the Old Country Buffet somehow.

I can understand why a judge wouldn’t sentence a 79-year-old biddy to prison. What would that serve? I can’t understand why he didn’t prevent her from ever getting a license again, though.

And she backed up on these people in a parking lot? How fast was she driving?

Ah, okay. I read farther in. The victims were all blue-haired bats in old age. They probably would have died if a strong gust of wind blew by and took off their hats.

This story+your av+knowing where said av came from= :rofl:

-Starhammer-

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/04/trick-daddy-arrested-florida-charged-possession-of-weapon-cocaine_n_5092190.html

Not really outrageous, but it is florida. I had done forgot about him. Looks like it would’ve been better for all concerned if he had stayed that way.

-Starhammer-

**Woman Tortured, Killed Animals While Filming Brutal Fetish Sex Video: Cops
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Florida just hit a new low.

I haven’t said this in a long time…

FFS

I had to spoiler that image of a decapitated animal. That’s disgusting.

Because Florida.

Looks like her customers got off on her…

“choking the chicken”

/shades

My thoughts after catching up with this thread

I’t’s the only way to be sure!

Taito just became my favorite poster on SRK. Fuck the lot of you.

hahaha I knew that could only be one clip as soon as I saw Ripley

http://news.msn.com/crime-justice/florida-woman-arrested-in-topless-rampage-at-mcdonalds

Surprised this one wasn’t posted already. Here’s a picture of the naked aggression woman.

Spoiler

…You know DAMN well that ain’t the real pic. Right name, wrong lady. No nudes have been spotted of the actual suspect yet, but also, I don’t think you’ll want them if the censored versions are any indication. Just Florida folks. Keep it movin…