SF2GuileX:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/19/james-guy-bull_n_4994059.html?cps=gravity
A Florida man is behind bars for allegedly sexually assaulting a puppy in front of horrified onlookers.
Daytona Beach police arrested James Guy Bull, 61, after neighbors reported seeing him rape an 8-month-old female puppy on his front porch.
According to the police report, two witnesses said they had previously seen the suspect placing his fingers into the sex organs of a young, small, light brown mixed-breed puppy on several occasions while the animal barked in distress.
One witness also told police he once observed Bull sitting on a chair outside of his apartment with his pants down to his ankles. The dog was in his hands with her rear close to his genitalia.
When the responding officers approached the suspect’s porch, they saw the dog chained to a post with only eight inches of slack. There was no water, food or shade for the animal.
The officers described the puppy’s condition in the police report as “clearly emaciated” with “a very swollen vagina .”
http://i1.huffpost.com/gen/1687734/thumbs/n-JAMES-GUY-BULL-large570.jpg
He will be back on the streets in no time.
I’m guessing the dog attacked, and he had to stand his ground.
:wtf: Didn’t he know that Doggystyle is a term?
Seriously though. There are times when the words,“WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?” just don’t cover it. This is one of them.
-Starhammer-
Manx
March 20, 2014, 11:37pm
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http://i.imgur.com/iabXaEl.jpg
Nope nope nopesville Forida.
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Saitsu
March 21, 2014, 12:58am
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Why haven’t we nuked Florida yet?
Old dude couldn’t order himself a hooker or get one of his kids to buy him a fleshlight off Amazon?
That man is incredibly lazy,cheap, and probably gave that dog an std
Rhio2k
March 21, 2014, 4:20am
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Man, we had those forever. They didn’t “emerge”, these idiots are just late. These skeets are clumsy, stupid, and slow as hell…the only downside? They can get you through a sweatshirt, but they’re big enough that you can hear them coming. If you’re a country boy that ignores buzzing sounds approaching you, you deserve the bite.
d3v
March 21, 2014, 10:15am
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Witnesses at a Jacksonville McDonald’s say that a woman set a man’s car on fire after he refused to buy her a McFlurry.
As local Action News reports, onlookers claim a woman started arguing with a man at about half past midnight early last Sunday morning. Action News spoke with witness Sabryna Maré, who describes the escalating drama.
Maré continues.
Maré goes on to say that she saw the woman pour gasoline on a 1994 Cadillac Eldorado and then lit it on fire. The man tried to put the car out, but it was no use. First the woman reportedly disappeared, then the man, then the car. Here is video of the blaze.
NY Daily News, however, reports the woman identified as Melanie Cross, who spoke with local WFTV News and denies the witness’ account.2P
This happened in the drive-thru. I was alone and my car caught fire […] I left the scene because I was scared," she said, "I will admit I do not have a license, I shouldn’t have been driving at all.
No matter what the cause of the fire, the NY Daily News is certainly right in their assessment that the owner of the car is “NOT lovin’ it.”
Just another day in Florida.
Manx
March 21, 2014, 11:38pm
467
I’m beginning to understand. You’d have to be old and senile to go there.
Rhio2k
March 22, 2014, 2:19am
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Well, baby boomers generally come here to die, yes.
wouldn’t do any good. Bugs bunny has the right idea.
-Starhammer-
Rhio2k
March 23, 2014, 5:28am
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All the decent people would die, while the criminally ignorant/crazy/needs to die segment of the population would just develop super powers. You’d only be hurting yourselves in the long run. I would still haunt these boards, despite not having a physical body or an IP addy.
It’s Florida, we have to operate on the “Too stupid to die” principle for the majority of the population.
cuz then another state will take its place, and we would be complaining about Georgia and Honey Boo Boo
Why aren’t we doing that as is?
Just wanted to say, I live in fucking Houston. It may not be as bad as Florida, but my neighborhood is comprised primarily of people displaced by Hurricane Katrina.
Rhio2k
March 24, 2014, 2:03pm
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You have my sympathy. I saw what happened to your crime rate nearly immediately afterward. You can take people out of the ghetto, but you can’t take the ghetto out of people.
Yeah, the rate of violent crime in houston is nearly double that of the rest of texas combined. I’d bet that my street alone is responsible for at least 30% of the total crime in houston. Somewhere in florida, A man is Standing His Ground.
lol
I’m just gonna leave this here:
Rhio2k
March 29, 2014, 4:39am
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In today’s news, in St Petersburg, a 5 year old kid was stabbed…the kid didn’t make it. He was staying with his grandmother, who had custody of him, and her daughter. http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/news/pinellas.html
Just noticed this viral video …was from Tampa, FL
The Florida woman whose video of a road rage driver flipping her the bird, cutting her off and then crashing seconds later said today that she had no idea what was going to happen when she began shooting the video on her iPhone.
The woman, who would not give her name, told ABC News affiliate WFTS she was taken by surprise when a man in a truck began tailgating her on a local highway in Tampa.
The video shows the man trying to pass her and flipping his middle finger at her. He then cuts in front of her, loses control of his truck and spins into the shoulder, hitting a lamppost.
The incident was dubbed “instant karma” on YouTube, where it gained more than 4 million views.
The woman can be heard laughing in the video and saying, “That’s what you get, all on video buddy!”
“He just started tailgating me and I’m looking in my mirrors and I’m like dude, what is going on. I didn’t even realize he shot a bird at me until after the video because I was focused on the road,” the woman told WFTS.
Contacted by ABC News, the woman declined to be interviewed.
“I just pulled out the phone, driving with one hand, focusing on the road and my mirrors and everything, and held up my phone,” she said.
The woman told WFTS that White left the scene of the accident before police arrived, but she snapped a photo of his license plates and provided it to authorities.
There’s so many things wrong with this story… I think Florida is the sandbox version of hell, and the air the inhabitants breathe is laced with Geostigma
