Bugs_bunny.gif keeps looking better and better: Florida thread

Lionfish are venomous. Maybe, but you might die after eating some.

:rofl: Only in Florida. You think that maybe the law makers around there will try making laws that make a little more sense now? The shield of Ignorance isn’t protecting you from a stray bullet, is it?

-Starhammer-

Came for my daily dose of facepalming. Wasn’t disappointed,

http://news.yahoo.com/lsd-laced-steak-sickened-florida-family-medical-examiner-215632832--sector.html

Florida: If you won’t get high with us we’ll make you get high.

There’s already a thread for that story.

It’s Florida. Logic has no bearing.

This is the thread for that story. The other thread is inferior to this one.

Don’t know if this one has already been here, but if not…

listen. Just go ahead and get it started. After Hell breaks loose in Florida and the dust settles, maybe I can get some good cheap property down there. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: The Shield of Ignorance is a shield in name only. It can not and WILL not protect you when you need it the most.

-Starhammer-

I made it two paragraphs before closing that editorial disguised as a news article. Find a better source or eat a dick. Sir.

READ BITCH READ!!!

-Starhammer-

Oh, there’s powerful niggadry at work here…

I once visited florida. Now, I’m addicted to the thought of methamphetamine.

This is Florida man. Ain’t nobody there addicted to thoughts.

You must have stopped just short of the border and thought you were in Florida.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/florida-police-ticket-2-old-girl-driving-white-174759085--abc-news-topstories.html

She should’ve been packing heat in her car, she could’ve become the youngest person to stand her ground.

Teach em early “Fuck the police!”

http://www.wftv.com/news/news/national/large-fish-tank-breaks-disney-restaurant/nfFk5/?icmp=cmgcontent_internallink_relatedcontent_2014_partners1

http://www.theeverlastinggopstoppers.com/2014/03/florida-women-torches-mans-car-refuses-buy-mcflurry-video/

McFlurry’s are serious business.

http://gma.yahoo.com/fla-woman-says-church-scientology-ripped-her-family-165522676--abc-news-topstories.html

Florida and Scientology: Sounds like a match made in the fiery pits of Satan’s anus.

He will be back on the streets in no time.