crotchpuncha:
Do they taste good?
Lionfish are venomous. Maybe, but you might die after eating some.
Only in Florida. You think that maybe the law makers around there will try making laws that make a little more sense now? The shield of Ignorance isn’t protecting you from a stray bullet, is it?
-Starhammer-
d3v
March 8, 2014, 4:57pm
444
Came for my daily dose of facepalming. Wasn’t disappointed,
Raz0r
March 10, 2014, 2:06pm
446
There’s already a thread for that story.
It’s Florida. Logic has no bearing.
This is the thread for that story. The other thread is inferior to this one.
Don’t know if this one has already been here, but if not…
listen. Just go ahead and get it started. After Hell breaks loose in Florida and the dust settles, maybe I can get some good cheap property down there. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: The Shield of Ignorance is a shield in name only. It can not and WILL not protect you when you need it the most.
-Starhammer-
Raz0r
March 11, 2014, 5:18pm
450
I made it two paragraphs before closing that editorial disguised as a news article. Find a better source or eat a dick. Sir.
Rhio2k
March 13, 2014, 12:22am
452
Oh, there’s powerful niggadry at work here…
I once visited florida. Now, I’m addicted to the thought of methamphetamine.
This is Florida man. Ain’t nobody there addicted to thoughts.
You must have stopped just short of the border and thought you were in Florida.
Teach em early “Fuck the police!”
A Florida man is behind bars for allegedly sexually assaulting a puppy in front of horrified onlookers. Daytona Beach police arrested James Guy Bull, 61, after neighbors reported seeing him rape an 8-...
A Florida man is behind bars for allegedly sexually assaulting a puppy in front of horrified onlookers.
Daytona Beach police arrested James Guy Bull, 61, after neighbors reported seeing him rape an 8-month-old female puppy on his front porch.
According to the police report, two witnesses said they had previously seen the suspect placing his fingers into the sex organs of a young, small, light brown mixed-breed puppy on several occasions while the animal barked in distress.
One witness also told police he once observed Bull sitting on a chair outside of his apartment with his pants down to his ankles. The dog was in his hands with her rear close to his genitalia.
When the responding officers approached the suspect’s porch, they saw the dog chained to a post with only eight inches of slack. There was no water, food or shade for the animal.
The officers described the puppy’s condition in the police report as “clearly emaciated” with “a very swollen vagina .”
He will be back on the streets in no time.