Bugs_bunny.gif keeps looking better and better: Florida thread

Even Luffy would be like “Fuck no, we out crew”.

This is why Obama needs to build that Death Star that people were petitioning.

And just when I thought that Florida can’t get much worse (THANKS JEBAILEY!)

^WE NEED TO CUT THIS DAMN THING OFF! It don’t even look right just dangling out there in the Atlantic.

Like I said in the other thread:

Good ol’ Florida. They shouldn’t even have a flag made of cloth anymore, just a big fat LED screen that plays the scene with Magneto constantly repeating to everyone who enters the state,“YOU ARE DEAD!! HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!”

-Starhammer-

WELCOME TO DIE!

Dude, this is far less of a problem than you think. They’ve been here since the 30’s and they haven’t tried any shit yet. I think we can trust them to keep to themselves, unlike those little thieves, burglars, and muggers in India and Costa Rica. If they were chimps, I’d drive the 3 hours to Ocala and eliminate them myself, out of self-preservation.

Is it really a good look that Herpes infected Monkeys are on the low end of the scale of problems for Florida?

Me just now :rofl:

YES. Any other state, the lil’ bastards would be running the place.

When we do cut that flaccid dick of a state off, we will stand by the shore and raise cold ones for Rhio2k who shall be remembered for trying to do the impossible.

Don’t cut Florida off til we get them big booty Puerto Rican and Cuban women out

I thank you guys for the rememberance, but remember: nature abhors a vacuum. Get rid of Florida, and ALL our problems, fuckups and nutjobs will flee to another state, where the populace isn’t toughened enough to cope. They may fail at life but those types excel at survival…and they always seem to settle in the same area. You don’t destroy a great evil just because you can…you will only create a new, perhaps more powerful evil. There will ALWAYS be a Florida, long after the state itself ceases to be.

They know how to swim. OFF WITH THE STATE!

This would be interesting. Saw it off and then we all take bets to see which country ends up getting…DA DICK.

-Starhammer-

http://news.msn.com/crime-justice/fla-hiccup-girl-guilty-of-1st-degree-murder?ocid=ansnews11

She’ll get the help she needs the first time she starts that shit at night. :tup:

-Starhammer-

Don’t run from cops in DeLand Florida, they will run you over

So I guess you can say she had a plan to rob the guy, but it hit a hiccup.

So is that the reason for Stand Your Ground?

If so, Zimmerman read the bill wrong.