Bugs_bunny.gif keeps looking better and better: Florida thread

Buttercup · September 22, 2013, 4:33pm

^^^^
this

Starhammer · September 23, 2013, 4:17am

I legit LOL’ed at this one.

-Starhammer-

MCP · September 30, 2013, 1:07am

Zimmerman update:

Wife files for divorce and…

Dexter got to him finally!

Saitsu · September 30, 2013, 1:38am

No one escapes the Saddest Lumberjack in the World!

Missing_Person · September 30, 2013, 10:40am

Well it’s only a matter of time before his wife gets her own reality show now, and thus it’s only a matter of time before she gets top ratings because people keep confusing her with Honey Boo Boo’s mom.

d3v · September 30, 2013, 12:39pm

http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/student-found-weapons-orange-co-elementary-school/nZ8DK/?ecmp=wftv_social_201312470064

COD and GTA I get, but MINECRAFT?!?!?

Goddammit!

FLLOORIIIIDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/shatner-khan.gif

Rhio2k · September 30, 2013, 2:33pm

Nah, man…I don’t get it either. EVERYbody’s on Minecraft. All my co-workers’ kids are on that shit either on console or tablet. I give up on that puzzle. It will pass.

Starhammer · October 2, 2013, 8:10am

They need to put that kind of surveilance on these stalwart citizens.

http://www.floridatoday.com/apps/pbcs.dll/gallery?Avis=A9&Dato=20130902&Kategori=CRIME03&Lopenr=309020801&Ref=PH

-Starhammer-

crotchpuncha · October 2, 2013, 8:15am

That Shatner gif is fucking hilarious.

Saitsu · October 12, 2013, 12:12am

MRSA crap in Florida gonna get FOOTBALL canceled…

Fuck you Florida. Of course it happens when the Eagles have to show up.

Florida…my hatred of you knows no bounds. But you’re threatening the sanctity of Football. Now it’s personal!

Gravity · October 16, 2013, 4:59pm

Naked Florida man fatally shot by passing motorist after having clothes stolen

The family of a Florida man is searching for answers after he was shot by a passing motorist while running home naked because his clothes had been stolen while at the beach.

Jandei Cherry, who The Orlando Sentinel described as a 22-year-old “free-spirited musician and doting father,” had decided to run home naked last week after a friend took off with his clothes and skateboard.

Hollywood police said that somewhere along the less than 10-mile journey back to his home, a passing motorist stopped to investigate why a nude man was running down the street. Police believed that a conflict with the motorist resulted in Cherry being fatally shot.

“It is not normal for someone to be running naked down Hollywood Boulevard,” Hollywood police Lt. Osvaldo Perez explained. “I think that’s what spiked the other guy’s attention.”

Duke Laguerre, 29, told police that he passed Cherry on highway 29 and then turned around and went back to confront him. That’s when Laguerre apparently shot Cherry in the stomach, but he offered no other details about the encounter.

rawstory.com/rs/2013/10/15/naked-florida-man-fatally-shot-by-passing-motorist-after-having-clothes-stolen/

Missing_Person · October 16, 2013, 5:07pm

That penis was an armed and dangerous weapon, he was clearly standing his ground.

GreyFoxx · October 16, 2013, 5:37pm

Florida is the hidden weapon we have to shoot hurricanes and anything in the Bermuda Triangle.

Starhammer · October 17, 2013, 6:44pm

Gravity:

Naked Florida man fatally shot by passing motorist after having clothes stolen

The family of a Florida man is searching for answers after he was shot by a passing motorist while running home naked because his clothes had been stolen while at the beach.

Jandei Cherry, who The Orlando Sentinel described as a 22-year-old “free-spirited musician and doting father,” had decided to run home naked last week after a friend took off with his clothes and skateboard.

Hollywood police said that somewhere along the less than 10-mile journey back to his home, a passing motorist stopped to investigate why a nude man was running down the street. Police believed that a conflict with the motorist resulted in Cherry being fatally shot.

“It is not normal for someone to be running naked down Hollywood Boulevard,” Hollywood police Lt. Osvaldo Perez explained. “I think that’s what spiked the other guy’s attention.”

Duke Laguerre, 29, told police that he passed Cherry on highway 29 and then turned around and went back to confront him. That’s when Laguerre apparently shot Cherry in the stomach, but he offered no other details about the encounter.

rawstory.com/rs/2013/10/15/naked-florida-man-fatally-shot-by-passing-motorist-after-having-clothes-stolen/

DAT ASS…OPEN FIRE!!!

Seriously though. Now how’s this guy gonna avoid jail time? If I hear,“Stand your ground” or anything other than an arrest, then Florida is simply crooked and shouldn’t be allowed as a state of the union anymore.

-Starhammer-

Starhammer · October 19, 2013, 3:28am

:wtf:

EDIT: Update: http://news.msn.com/crime-justice/escaped-fla-prisoners-grilled-who-helped-you

Again… :wtf: you honestly think they’re gonna rat on their get out of jail card?

-Starhammer-

Missing_Person · October 19, 2013, 9:51am

They followed the law and registered as felons upon release.

Confirmed smarter than the state itself.

Matriarch · October 20, 2013, 1:01am

It was inevitable.

Being surrounded by that much water Florida was bound to fuck the ocean up too:

Lionfish infestation in Atlantic Ocean a growing epidemic

Lionfish are not native to the Atlantic Ocean. The venomous, fast reproducing fish are aggressive eaters and will consume anything and everything, gorging so much they are actually getting liver disease. With no known predators – except human beings – they can wipe out 90% of a reef.

“The lionfish invasion is probably the worst environmental disaster the Atlantic will ever face,” said Graham Maddocks, president and founder of Ocean Support Foundation, which works with the government and research agencies to help reduce the lionfish population in Bermuda.

While the problem is only beginning to escalate, many in the marine preservation field are already concerned for the marine life that surrounds the lionfish.

Ecologist James Morris with the National Centers for Coastal Ocean Science said that while this may not be the worst epidemic the Atlantic Ocean has faced, it does have the makings of a disaster. He said the lionfish has brought a “big change in biodiversity,” and it is what he called “the most abundant top-level predator on some coral reefs (in the Atlantic).”

Lionfish were first recorded decades ago and their population has grown quickly. They produce 30,000 to 40,000 eggs every few days and are sexually mature by 1 year old. Today, you can find them throughout the Amazon, the Bahamas, the Caribbean and in the waters along North Carolina.

As a non-indigenous species, lionfish are especially dangerous to the ecosystem because fish in the Atlantic lack a native instinct to stay away from them.

***How did they get there? Ask Florida.

Florida pet owners are blamed for their release into unfamiliar waters. *** Believe it or not, DNA evidence traces all lionfish in the Atlantic back to only six to eight female lionfish.

Scientists will tell you it’s up to humans, the fish’s only known predator, to save the ecosystem.

Rhio2k · October 20, 2013, 1:58am

Matriarch:

It was inevitable.

Being surrounded by that much water Florida was bound to fuck the ocean up too:

Lionfish infestation in Atlantic Ocean a growing epidemic

Lionfish are not native to the Atlantic Ocean. The venomous, fast reproducing fish are aggressive eaters and will consume anything and everything, gorging so much they are actually getting liver disease. With no known predators – except human beings – they can wipe out 90% of a reef.

“The lionfish invasion is probably the worst environmental disaster the Atlantic will ever face,” said Graham Maddocks, president and founder of Ocean Support Foundation, which works with the government and research agencies to help reduce the lionfish population in Bermuda.

While the problem is only beginning to escalate, many in the marine preservation field are already concerned for the marine life that surrounds the lionfish.

Ecologist James Morris with the National Centers for Coastal Ocean Science said that while this may not be the worst epidemic the Atlantic Ocean has faced, it does have the makings of a disaster. He said the lionfish has brought a “big change in biodiversity,” and it is what he called “the most abundant top-level predator on some coral reefs (in the Atlantic).”

Lionfish were first recorded decades ago and their population has grown quickly. They produce 30,000 to 40,000 eggs every few days and are sexually mature by 1 year old. Today, you can find them throughout the Amazon, the Bahamas, the Caribbean and in the waters along North Carolina.

As a non-indigenous species, lionfish are especially dangerous to the ecosystem because fish in the Atlantic lack a native instinct to stay away from them.

***How did they get there? Ask Florida.

Florida pet owners are blamed for their release into unfamiliar waters. *** Believe it or not, DNA evidence traces all lionfish in the Atlantic back to only six to eight female lionfish.

Scientists will tell you it’s up to humans, the fish’s only known predator, to save the ecosystem.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/18/tech/innovation/lionfish-infestation-atlantic-linendoll/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Just like with boas running wild in the panhandle, we all know who bears the entirety of the blame for this shit. shrug

MCP · October 22, 2013, 8:49pm

d3v · October 22, 2013, 10:07pm

They’re Floridians, you never know.