Bugs_bunny.gif keeps looking better and better: Florida thread

why do they always top themselves after murdering people? If they wanna peace out they should just go ahead and do it instead of killing people. Shit if they are after notoriety they could at least have a show down with the cops should they show up.

That’s just how they do it. Cultural difference, I guess.

Florida is a fucking gruesome place and no one should ever come here. EVER. Even the FGC down here is fully of pompous dickheads who think their shit don’t stink.

CEO is cool, though… only cuz i got 25th place with Vega

But seriously stay clear of this shit hole. I hope Miami and South Beach fucking sink. Dirty, disgusting places. You couldn’t pay me to drive to South Beach. South Florida is like living in an entirely different country all together. Nobody even speaks any fucking English anymore down there. The further South you go, the worse it gets.

Part of the pathology of the 20-something white boy mass gunman is the delusion of suicidal glory–of wreaking havoc, then going down in a blaze of gunfire.

And, considering the way these cases are treated in media, it’s not really a delusion. These crimes tend to drive other crimes just like them because of how effectively the news coverage nurtures the idea in people’s heads.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/school-cheerleading-uniforms-a-dress-code-violation-171932743.html?vp=1

So, schools, after seeing the example set by the state in banning the internet, decided not to be outdone, and gave cheerleaders their uniforms then tells them they can’t wear them because they don’t conform with school dress code.

If the worthless bitches are gonna snap, they can take out some criminals on the way down.

-Starhammer-

Florida family finds sunken treasure - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23954855

awaits find out what they’ll spend their findings on.

On that note have you ever seen Rampage?

New low

Man ambushes neighbouring family at bbq kills 2 shoots 3rd 11 times, claims preemptive stand your ground. http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/09/04/florida-man-cites-bush-doctrine-after-pre-emptive-killing-of-neighbors-at-labor-day-cookout/

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If it weren’t for the family, theme parks, the everglades, and cuban food I’d hate Florida.

I cant even…

I knew that eventually someone would start a massacre and use Stand Your Ground.

Fuck this, someone call Dexter Morgan, put that dude on his table. No wait…he’s too busy dealing with a dying series…

Screw it, just nuke Florida.

We ain’t even gotta nuke it. Just let Bugs Bunny cut that bitch off.

It would still live as an island.

Do you really want to subject sailors to randomly landing on Florida?

Yes. It’ll be like Giligan’s Island meets the Bermuda Triangle meets Duck Dynasty meets Dexter.

Nothing wants to meet Dexter anymore.

It succumbed to the terribleness of Florida.

Florida Island. A place so mysterious and foreboding that no outsider will dare set foot upon it or even seek it out. It will live on in our collective consciousness in the form of cautionary tales. This is where buildings eat people and people eat faces.

Florida Island, by far the most terrifying island on the Grand Line.

SRK needs to make this into a full fledged story.

Florida Island

It just needs a tagline.