Are we talking Usain Bolt-type speed or Mr. Herbert on methamphetamines-type speed?
Was it one of THESE things (house centipede)? I get creeped out whenever I see them scurrying around. They explode into a weird dust/mush if you squish’em.
Makes me glad I live in exotic old England. The scariest/strangest terrestrial creatures we have over here are drunken, pregnant 16 year old girls.
Pregnant with spiders?
:wasted: I can’t stand those things. When I was living in Maryland in a townhouse close to water, there were tons of bugs. And centipedes that size, were common and went even larger than that. I can’t stand em, and that’s why I gotta give props to spiders cause they take care of them for me.
I guess the bigger the spiders in someone’s household though, the more bugs one has sharing the residence too.
And lastly, sometimes when it comes to bugs like that, I seem to be a-ok if I’m clothed to go outside or if I am outside. But if I’m chillin some sleep gear, it’s like my defenses are way down and I feel too vulnerable.
You almost just died.
I was working out on my front room floor once and something just said “look behind you” and there was a fat ass brown recluse, perfectly blended into my carpet.
I still dunno why I just had the urge to look back that day. And I almost shitted on the carpet BTW.
Black Widows are reclusive spiders… if it is hiding somewhere, its hiding somewhere dark and in a place you would never find him…
Anyway, Wolf Spiders are the freakiest ones you will ever run across because to start off, the pregnant female ones are freaking huge, the bites hurt like hell(good thing they are not necrotic like brown recluse ones, although they take a hell of a chunk out the skin and swell up) and carry their eggs and babies on them…
I swear those shits are like a horror movie… I got bitten, flipped the fuck out, threw it off of me, and stomped it… while it was laying there dead, its babies came out of this sac… I couldn’t even get them all…
But in any case, the babies are presumably dead except for a few I came across because there simply isn’t anything for them to eat… and hopefully anything that is left will never ever grow to be that big…
Also spider bites don’t generally kill or cause any major damage unless its a brown recluse…
I think im gonna be sick.
My and my buddy saw a black widow under the barbecue grill recently when we went out to make steaks. We took a hairspray and a lighter and torched the shit out of it and then sprayed off the sidewalk with the hose. Fucker was still tryin to run away while it was burning!
Yeah, but the shit is still nasty.
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Necrosis is serious business. The scary part is that even mildly venomous spiders can cause necrosis in some people.
wait…what???
this information does not bode well with me.
goddamn spiders…i really should have skipped over this thread lol. they freak me the fuck out!!!
Nigga do u live hoover furreal I will fucking kill you if you live there long time and no go to casuals.
I found a couple Brown Recluse spiders here in Brooklyn, I’m still cautious.
Those birds do look sort of on the vicious side. They got that look on their face like: “Man, look here my n***a, I wish a set trippin spider would roll up right now tryin to set up shop somewhere. Get they ass devoured in this mug. Real Talk, my dude”:nono:.
On some seriousness, where is my boy **The Savage Dragon **at? He knows what to do with Arachnids.
Looks like Brown Recluses put alien babies in you.
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and this shit too.
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Damn. After reading this thread my skin is itchy and crawling like a straight mutha. have any of you ever heard of this one type called a banana spider? Damn creepy looking freaks that I’ve seen mostly in the south. I HATE those damn things.
-Starhammer-
You may be thinking of golden orb weavers, which have a similar venom to black widows, but doesn’t do shit compared.
Thing is, those have nothing to do with bananas. They get that because of their color. Now, if you want to have an encounter with a spider that does live in bananas, go right ahead.
I got bit by a spider last year in Texas; dunno what kind though but black widows were common in the part I was at. My wrist swelled up and my whole arm went numb if I didn’t keep moving it. It was like that for maybe 3 weeks before it went away.
(throws away his banana)