Those things are too fricken cute.
Thankfully we don’t have many venemous things over in the UK…false black widows and Adders are about as good as it gets shrugs
lmao that’s hilarious
FYI Brown Recluses can survive over half a year without food or water, and any pesticides that kill them, kill us too 
I remember hearing about a lady who got bit by one and lost her arms, legs, and her nose.
And just a few months ago, some lady in the US got bit, and lost a titty.
nooooooooooooooo
NOT THE TITTIES!!!
UGH, I HATE centipedes!:wasted:
Wait, what? Getting bit by a certain type of spider can give you steel-smashing erections? This world is fucked up.
are you a creative person? if you are, but you haven’t been recently exercising your creativity, you’ll run into a lot of spiders (and probably bitten by them as well). there’s a strange spiritual connection between humans and certain animals, you should check out this book called Animal Speak. i’m a visual artist, but for about 6 months, all i did was party, and about two months into it, i started getting bitten by spiders a lot, about 4 spider bites a month. then i read Animal Speak, decided to make a huge painting one day, and haven’t been bitten by a spider since.
more like the last erection ever, add the fact that its painfull and last for too many hours. combined with the fact that its your last erection, thats pretty bad. even if you wanna enjoy your last erection, youd be hurting while fucking.
and yeah elder, i know of that wasp. seen it on ngc or disco, it lays its egs inside a tarantulas head…, damn. but thats better than indonesia, i heard somebody went to vacation there, after he came back and was sleeping, lil baby spiders started crawling out of his eyes…, again, damn.
anybody got vids of that ish?
edit: a 60+cm centipede is a awesome pet. thats like 25 inches of centipede.
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why the hell would you put your finger near it?
you need to call Billy the Exterminator… that dude does not fuck around and may even set your house on fire to get rid of it.
Well at least spiders are selfish and only work by themselves… OH WAIT JUST KIDDING!!!
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More Cool Pictures: Giant Communal Spider Web
Yeah they are planning something. We are pretty fucked.
Here in canada, we have beavers. Beavers rock. They build stuff and leave you alone.
arachnophobia is coming true
WHERE THE FUCK IS JOHN GOODMAN!
i’ve lived here 30 years, and only seen one on the back of a nickel
I even went to a beaver dam once, but it was sans-beaver
seriously, i want a pet beaver
lmao same here. I also went to a beaver dam and there was NOTHING at all. But hey it’s better than seeing fucking spiders.
Spider sensed! Holy shit, stupid muthafucker.
When I would just power hike, rushing through the forest like you’re Magnus, I wouldn’t see shit. When I would go fishing at 4am I would randomly see a beaver looking for the fish in the river and the like during sunrise.
We have spiders like that. They’re not something to shit yourself over. That bite’s not gonna do much worse than a bee sting.
The males are funny. They’re almost blind, so if you want to fuck with one, just try to hit it with something. It’ll flip over and play dead.
A black widow bite aint going to kill you anyway, only little kids and old fuckers die, stop worrying.
A couple years ago, a 2.5 incher (roughly) ran out from underneath my desk. Thankfully I was sitting on my bed a few metres away. Biggest one I’d ever seen IRL. Broke out the vacuum cleaner for that mofo. The speed at which that thing moved is nothing to joke about.