everyone too young to remember Arachnophobia with John Candy?
Pix of spider, gf, wife, sister, mom
Whatever, I’m afraid of those hellspawn. Not too concerned with their names, fuck them.
Although I used to love Spider-Man. Go figure.
I’m scared of spiders and you sound like the damn devil to me right now. And move out from wherever you live.
Brown recluses don’t fuck around, one bite = good bye three inches diameter of your flesh. I’ve seen bite results in person, still shocked at WTF happens.
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Yeah the OP is gonna get bit now. And I remember Archnaphobia so I know better.
and you know whats really great about them, even when the flesh is gone youll feel the pain your whole life, goody.
but dont worry, considering people eat 8 spiders a YEAR (wtf, lol at lifetime) you might get lucky and eat it while your sleeping.
also some advice, if you kill a bug (arachnid, i know) squash it and then flush it down the toilet. you tried to be cool and show your friends, thats just dumb. dont you have aphone with cam or just a cam in general? now lets see how cool you are when spidey comes looking for you when your dreaming of being a billionair and getting your dick sucked by playboy bunnies.
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for the lols.
Fuck bears, they stay up north or in BC
i lol’d too hard
and fuck you pussies. Brown Recluses are Black Widows retarded cousins. Seriously, mild pain and the possible loss of extremities versus extremely painful death
let me know when ur swatting away emperor scorpions
so is this turning into this venom > that one? i say taipan and that gellyish i cant remember anymore.
edit: judt googling found this.
Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism in humans. Erections resulting from the bite are uncomfortable, can last for many hours and can lead to impotence. A component of the venom (Tx2-6) is being studied for use in erectile dysfunction treatments.
this is the Brazilian wandering spider though, not yours.
las edit: discovery time. the box jellyfish is the most venomous animal in the world. yet turtles eat them, in fact the more venomous the jellyfish is, the more of a delicasy the turtle finds it to be. they really like their shit as poisenous as possible. whats their secret?
I got bit by a female black widow. Couldn’t move and got a fever of 105. Went away after a week but even a couple years after the spot where I got bit the muscles contract by themselves randomly sometimes and it’s kind of scary. It was upstate in the middle of a forest.
If you found one in your own house, you need to fix your house. Seal all holes, inside the house and out. Also get some pesticides, just make sure that you get the ones specially made for indoor use.
You might also be interested in hiring these brutal black widow killers:
lol, are you serious? i know that birds eat bugs and spiders, but even black widows? i doubt theyd be able to eat that brazilian wanderer though, shits probably as big as a bird and eats birds (revenge for his lil homies?).
also i remeber seeing this mouse that howles like a lion and eats…, tarantulas, ratalsnakes and shit. taking revenge on all those mouse eaters. elephant mouse or something? dont remember.
no spiders would mean thered be insacts all over your house and in your house. shit theyd be in your tv and in pretty much in all your shits.
Yea, some birds eat black widows. There are other predators of black widows but I doubt you want shit like wasps in your backyard.
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you mean something like this? damn.
Wasps can be more brutal. Laying eggs inside living things and having their young eat the victim from the inside out.
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ok now i fucking hate all of you
I like spiders. We have an agreement, I don’t kill em, they kill the bugs(centipedes #1) I don’t like, and we leave each other alone unless they step(haha) out of line.
Plus some spiders look damn cool, Black Widows are a damn cool looking spider.
Also, this guy I knew got bite by a Brown Recluse on his knee, and he tried to ignore it for a couple weeks because he didn’t want to be put on a profile, and he ended up having this huge hole in his knee. Shit was redic.
If it makes you feel any better black widow bites are fairly non lethal. I wouldn’t look up the symptoms if I were you though, they are unpleasent.
Are you saying OP needs to get a nail gun and hunt this fucker down?
I want to kill all of them…
From what I read about BWS’s, he SHOULD be okay as long as he doesn’t have sex with it. After that, all bets are off. If it crawls toward you wearing a a hand-spun skimpy negligee and proposing that you join it in a game of “Charlotte & Wilbur”…kill it.
Seeing as that was a spider it could probably neutralize spidey senses.