i second all the canadian comments. Nothing here kills me lol. You guys can keep your tornadoes, earthquakes, hurricanes, poisonous snakes/spiders/politicians
Don’t people swallow like 8 spiders in their lifetime or something?
You better tape your mouth shut and wear headphones before you head to bed.
Omae wa mou, shindeiru.
You should find another black widow, they are territorial so they’ll hunt each other down and do battle.
…or they may team up, mate have thousands of babies and hunt you!!
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Better kill that shit fast or else your gonna see this over the week some where in your house.
Bug bomb that shit.
Bio Spot Room Fogger - Flea & Tick - Cat - PetSmart
(also available at Target and your neighborhood grocery superstore)
your avatar is so godlike lmao
lmao I did this with my pet Prey Mantis once when it went up against a bathroom spider. I didn’t have the music so I had to just hum it 
Spiderman 1960’s intro.
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SPIDERMAN AND HIS AMAZING FRIENDS!
Black widow encounter - Follow up
So I whipped the black widow with my leather belt and two of its legs came off and it looked dead, then stupidly I put an empty cup of noodles cup over it so I could save it’s body and show it to friends.
The next morning the spider was completely gone.
WHAAAAAAAT THEEEEEE FFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!
Yeah, 'cause bears are harmless right?
You fucked up my friend. Soon it will take two of your legs. And that’s like, all the legs you’ve got.
Black widow was found in a bag of grapes not far from where my folks live. Next day, I got stung by a bee on a while on a bus (it was a nice day) and the first thing I though of was “oh fuck it was a black widow now I’m dead.”
Global warming means we’re losing our defenses against the hordes of insects.
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Best Spidey opening ever.
Jus’ sayin’.
Arachnids, dude. Haven’t Spider-Man comics taught you anything?
You’re doomed! Maybe you can find a virgin fly and sacrifice it to the Black Widow in order to appease its appetite.
Dude, I thought you got killed last night. But now you’re dead for sure. RIP guy I don’t know.:sad:
Black widows are low tier man. We got Brown Recluses over here. Try having one of them fuckers bite you on the dick and see what happens. Funny enough I just now found a tiny cute little spider. I am playing with it now as I type. Little bugger looks like he would die if I sneezed on him.
Yoga Spider!
Okay I loled.