i was laying on the couch reading a shoryuken article on my cell. i felt something on me and brushed it off. it was a fucking black widow dude! not cool. now i cant sleep out of fear. living alone sucks in times like these
clearly you dont have very good spidey senses
I would of let that shit bite me. BECOME SPIDERMAN!
SPIDER MAN! SPIDER MAN!
Does whatever a spider can.
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies.
Look out! Here comes the Spiderman.
Is he strong? Listen bud?
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead.
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman.
In the chill of the night,
At the scene of the crime,
Like a streak of light,
He arrives just in time!
Spiderman, Spiderman,
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman.
Wealth and fame, he's ignored?
Action is his reward.
To him,
Life is a great big bang-up?
Wherever there's a hang-up,
You'll find the Spiderman!You should of bit the black widow so it would become Human Spider.
just find it and kill
<3 Canada.
actually you know what? fuck it
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You better hope it doesn’t plan on laying any eggs in your house or that’s a death sentence waiting to happen imo. Get rid of that bitch asap.
Remember, if you’re indoors, you are NEVER more than 9 feet away from a spider at all times.
Just accept it and go to sleep.
^_-;
I don’t know why, but I was going to come in here and say “miss your chance in becoming Spider Man” and thought that I was going to be totally original, because by my post I would have been the only person to have say the joke and be like the funniest guy ever to born.
Then… my face when I saw this topic.
I am forever sad…
Sad…
Apparently you’ll have multiple orgasms when it bites you on the dick. Try it, Steve Irwin said so.
Go us!
be thankful it wasn’t in your ear
Thankfully it wasn’t in your pants or should be posting in the gay thread!
Damn it now i cant sleep!
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damn dude, you were THAT close to dying. I don’t know what to tell you there man.
Hmm… He can’t sleep and hasn’t replied. Oh he’s a dead man.
It was a ‘venom type’ spider… spider senses are useless…
Man I’d love to have Spiderman’s powers for a week. Just seems like it’d be fun. I’d probably get got though; I’m one clumsy ass-motherfucker, and I doubt even Spidey’s super balance could help me.