Bayonetta demands Dante (DMC) to make her a sandwich. Patch fix available for PS3!

i know man I’m droolin right now.

Oh and I like how you people can shit all over this chick for have guns on her feet but fucking Crimson Viper can release fire out of her damn loafers and it’s apparently not an issue.

Whatever, this game needs to be in my hands now.

:lovin:

Haha yeah no shit right? She’s got rockets on her fuckin feet but Guns is just no good no sir.

I want this game right now to but i could settle for a good new trailer with lots of gameplay to be honest at this point hehehe.

The foot guns aren’t my issue with Bayonetta. It’s that she has the least appealing voice, personality, and head size that I’ve ever seen on any female character in any video game, anywhere, ever.

Oh well i guess…

Looks fantastic! I’m confident that Kamiya will deliver again.

These game will fucking OWN. Definitely looking forward to this one.

Bullshit.

Head size?

Seriously, how hard are you trying to hate?

That’s what I was thinking. Now they’re just trying to make up bullshit reasons to hate.

The only thing that bothers me about this game is that it’s by SEGA, and this means I might have to end my 10-year long boycott of their products. But this game looks like lots of fun.


Learn this word’s definition. Learn it very, very, very well. Then, after your head is out of your ass, come and talk to me.

Publisher…and developer…are 2 different things. Sega is going to publish the game over here. Platinum games is developing it.

I understand that. The publisher is what’s trying to convince me to buy it (I love DMC and Okami) but I fucking hate SEGA, who will in all likelihood get a majority of the sales profits. Since SEGA fucked me over with the 32X, Saturn and DC I vowed to never buy anything with the SEGA name brand on it.

What’s all kinds of fucked up is that I considered doing the same thing with Nintendo recently. In the end, I decided not to do it.

But…the Saturn and DC are awesome…The 32X can die in beneath the pile of shit in my closet.

Ther… There’s a pile of shit in your closet? Gross bro.

Sarcasm doesn’t come across all that well on the Internet. For a minute there, we thought you were just being a jackass.

What a crazy mistake that would have been.

Right, put it back on me when you’ve been hating on the game for the past few pages.

Good one, boy I sure look stupid.

:confused:

They were awesome, for all of about the whole year that they were around.

I spent $400.00 on my 32X and had only two games worth buying, and that got killed off prematurely for the Saturn. I spent $500.00 on my Saturn and had a handful a great games, that lasted about two years and was also killed off prematurely for the Dreamcast. I spent $200.00 on my DC. Do I have to continue? Don’t make me relive my fucking DC year, man.

But isn’t that Ashely from RE4 in your av? :wtf:

Yeah just so my 32X can rot underneath it…worthless piece of horse shit.

If you import the Saturns pretty fuckin godly…>.> Yeah i know.

Hey i weep for my DC at least once a week.

Hah i chuckled. LEON! HEEEEEELP!!!