Bayonetta demands Dante (DMC) to make her a sandwich. Patch fix available for PS3!

I honestly don’t see what all the fuss is about, it looks like a pretty typical DMC/God of War clone with polygonal sex appeal. I think people are right to be suspicious . Who knows, the combat might be really fun and the environments diverse and interactive, but I think its just the type of game that will lend itself to button mashing gameplay, bland corridors of infinitely spawning enemies, and horrible, horrible dialogue.

Fuck yeah. I plsy these games to beat shit down son. If i could lodge one complaint on DMC4 its that you spend too much time running around and not enough fighting endless waves of ass holes. It’s being made by the guy who made DMC1 and Viewtiful Joe gameplay wont be button mashy.

I like Ashley because her helplessness triggers my latent maternal instincts. She’s weak and can’t fend for herself and she’s kinda cute to look at so I’m like “awww, look at you, cutie. I just wanna protect you from every little thing!” I’m the same way toward a lot of helpless characters in video games, but it’s most apparent with Ashley because I have to love her enough to cancel out the hatred of billions of people.

She’s a whiny little bitch though. I mean shit she runs AWAY from Leon? Is she fucking retarded?

Bullshit.

She’s two walking sweater puppies with an annoying ass voice.

I have a much higher tolerance for whining and stupidity if the whining is done by a ditzy blonde girl in a cute sweater.

Her tits aren’t big enough for her to be called “two walking sweater puppies.” It’s whatever, though. I don’t ever defend Ashley’s honor or anything. She was a gameplay element that a lot of people didn’t like, and I happened to be the only one who felt compelled to save her because I genuinely liked seeing her smile rather than because that was what you needed to do to kill more shit.

If it’s hard for the right reasons, then cool.

What part of this looks like GoW?

New trailer is out ! Game looks over the top. Excellent.

That shit was pure insanity. I love it.

Day one.

Parallels a lot of DMC play, but looks a more over the top. I’m keepin an eye out for this one. I wonder what’s gonna make this different from other Extreme Combat types

Fuck the haters, this shit looks like it will be raw business. Looks like it’s gonna kill DMC. She has a sword and a whip AND she can transform into shit? I’m sold. That bird thing looks fucking epic.

I’m definitely copping this one.

Token black man got me sold.

first of all. id like to congratulate myself for being the one to bump this thread up in january after it had fallen to the wayside for a few months, and nobody knew shit about it.

second, after my awesomeness, i would like to say i was in tears over the new trailer. FINALLY. this shit is so grand.

thank you everyone. thank you, but thank the developers the most.

BAYONETTAAAAAAA!

That new trailer made me jizz in my pants…

new trailer is SICK… can’t fucking wait for this game and i can’t wait to see how the DMC gods like kail, brea, kyuu & null etc take to it.

Awesomegasm

This game is going to be the straight shit. Finally a new action game to put proudly next to my DMC and NG collection. Fuck yeah!

yea…this is gonna be dope.

Is it me or was the Italian accent driver remind you of the Blues Brothers?

well, that trailer did it for me.