Bayonetta demands Dante (DMC) to make her a sandwich. Patch fix available for PS3!

I don’t mind the librarian glasses, I don’t mind the obvious DMC clone. I think these 2 things are pluses, but her voice and the guns on her feet are just killing me.
Seductive “Do you want to touch me?” Boner killer grunts soon to follow
Other random noises that may or may not be suggestive. Confusing at best. She might as well be like that chick from Planet Terror with the M-4/M203 leg.

In the whole time I’ve been here this is the first I’ve felt compelled to quote you:rofl:

Fireballs have been made acceptable thanks to shows like dragonball and old cheesey kung fu films where they focus chi, qi, happy-go-lucky energy into a single point, hands, etc. And then releasing it. Very scientific stuff:china:

While having a gun mounted as a heel is just plain crazy talk, how would the person even push the firing pin without blowing off their foot?

Some of these guys strike ee as the type that got all pissed off that Jade Raymond would be the one doing interviews for Assassins Creed, even though she was the producer and producers tend to do interviews for games…Thought she was a trap or something since she looked far better than they did.

Sorry, fireballs are in fact… *just *as crazy as stiletto guns. She’s a witch.

No, shooting fireballs from your hands just look cool.

Shooting guns with your feet just look stupid.

Lol we are already in the realm of the absurd. Whats so hard to let go of rational thought for a video game?

Besides the only problem with having guns strapped to your shoes is that they would get jammed more often due to dirt and debris.

Side note:Did Gabriel Cash blow off his heel in Tango and Cash? No and that was the greatest movie ever.

Yet if Dhalsim did it, you’d like it.
…and besides this is a Japanese game, they do crazy stuff like that.

LOL @ 3s Gill.

Either way im most likely gonna buy this bc, I like mad sexy and extremely violent videogames.

Tango and Cash IS the greatest movie ever. Rambo was a puss.

companies put out trailers for games to give people an impression of what the game is going to be like.
and the impression i got is it’s going to be really stupid, so i’m probably not going to play it.
that’s not bitching, it’s just me stating my opinion on the trailer.
which is what this thread is about.

sweet another game to speed run :smiley:

:rofl: this quote is so sad cause it’s true…

Sometimes gamers need to get off the high horse and enjoy a GAME for what it is…

Hey if Stiletto Gun Shoes are wrong i don’t wanna be right.

Pimps been pimpin’ see-through gold fish heels since the 70’s, so this is just a witches answer for
the new millenium, right? LoL What I’m surprised that no one has mentioned yet is how weird it is on her ridiculously
long-limbed arms and legs are, which I know was probably in the character design, but that’s the one thing that
turns me off about her.

Nothing turns me off about the game though. Can’t wait for it.

~K.

Naw they where goin on about her crab limbs earlier in the topic. For some reason they don’t bother me at all. I didn’t even notice till someone here pointed them out. She’s a lanky bitch but i work with a girl like that. tall as fuck and legs and arms for days.

http://www.qj.net/Hideki-Kamiya-Bayonetta-will-be-sadistically-hard-/pg/49/aid/130037

Apparently this game is going to be hard as iron balls.

Which is good. I haven’t had a good challenge in awhile.

As long as it is fair, I’m down. Bring me a challenge that feels good to overcome, and not some cheap bullshit.

New Scans. The pure size and scale of some of the shit you fight is incredible. You damn near look like a dot next to some of these guys. The art style is incredible to. Look at those shottys they are GORGEOUS.





Oh man this game looks fucking incredible, when the SHIT is it coming out?!!!@