Bayonetta demands Dante (DMC) to make her a sandwich. Patch fix available for PS3!

Shoalin Monks was cool. Very fun especially co-op.

Onechan has been the biggest piece of shit actiongame I’ve put in my Xbox this year. I’d rather play Dynasty Warriors. Onechans only appeal is bitch in bakini and bitch in school girl uniform kill retarded Zombies.

And Movement and placement are a HUGE part of playing Ninja Gaiden Lobelia that fuck are you talking about? How is placement and movement less important in NG then it is on onepieceofshit?

Edit: I forgot. Here are those still from the Gamtrailers vid. http://www.vg247.com/2009/03/12/bayonetta-12-new-shots-scream-super-cool/

Just watched the trailer. I’m definitely looking forward to this.

And why all the hate about the raunchiness? I could see if it was realistic but it’s too over the top to be a bad thing.

And HK has plainly stated that he likes to have an overall theme in his games.

DMC had coolness, Viewtiful Joe had Beauty and Bayonetta’s is…(wait for it)…Sexiness.

Also WTF@ gameplay hate on a game that you havent played?

EDIT: LOL@ the baddie who go wtfpwnraped by the hair cerberus at the end of the trailer :rofl:

On top of fighting with her hair, having guns on her feet, being able to dropkick enemies into iron maidens and use guillotines, she also wields a katana and can do Rolento’s trip wire super…

COME ON PEOPLE! WHERE’S THE HYPE?

It’s funny how these guys give them a game that everyone should like and now you guys are like, man fuck this game, its stupid cause its sexy and blah blah blah, is it hitting to close to home for some of you guys or what, its just a fucking game.

My hypes off the charts man. Number one game im looking forward to this year.

They’re all mad that this is one chick they cant possibly give Dem Stairs.

That one pic in the train station looks quite a bit like the train station in DMC2. O_o

I don’t own a next gen console, but if I did, I’d more than likely be picking this up. It looks fairly solid and even if it’s not, it looks like a fun way to kill some time.

lol does this title change weekly?

Yeah, basically.

Seriously, fuck you guys.

The whole hair thing kind of reminds me of Suitengu’s power to control and shape his own blood in Speed Grapher. It seems like it could be an interesting mechanic using something that is basically a part of one’s own body as a weapon and all. I remember reading on IGN I think a few years ago that the creator of DMC said something to the effect of “If I could do it all over again I would have made Dante a girl.” With that in mind I think of Bayonetta as the DMC the creator had always wanted to make.

I love how Dante has gone from Sean to Ken to Gill. Who’s next, ST Akuma?

Anyway, if there’s one thing I’ve learned about the internet, its that people will hate on shit for no better reason than to hate on shit.

It looks interesting so far, and if the game turns out to be good I will definitely pick it up. Love me some intense action games, I do.

I was thinking endgame Dictator from Alpha 3.
As soon as more gameplay footage comes out, I want to know about it. Ninety-five percent of the hate I’ve dished out for Bayonetta is a thinly veiled invitation to prove me wrong. All I know is that if I want fanservice, I’ll pop in some Final Fantasy X-2. Fuckin’ love that game.

librarian glasses are fucking hot. bayonetta needs to come out now. shiet.

i’m probably not going to play this for the same reason i shut off DMC3 right after the opening movie.
it may play great, but it’s just way too fucking stupid for me to handle.

:rofl: Whoever changed the thread title, I think it is much more accurate now.

Guns on feet and hair-weapons just seems stupid IMO. I love extreme action games though, so I will probably still at least try the demo.

Game isn’t sexy to me. Other than that, I’ll wait to hear impressions form you guys and journalists. When does this even come out?

That’s understandable

I mean, you gotta bitch about something, right?

Yes because hating on a game you haven’t played nor seen significant gameplay footage of is logical.

Name a game that you think is good at delivering “gratuitous fanservice and nudity”.

So developers shouldn’t make games that are overly sexual or violent solely because it may tarnish the media image of video games as a whole? well done I was starting to lose hope that you would never post something completely retarded.

She has guns on her feet this game is automatically fail!

Seriously the ignorance in this thread makes me feel like this---->:rofl:

I’m still not impressed or disgusted either way it has potential and it’s being made by a reliable studio so it’s more likely going to be good then bad but who knows, games like these depend on the combat system and it’ll be tough to meet srk standards.

Sarah palin is that you?

I agree with orochi the combat system will make or break this game.

threads full of dumb and gay. i still think the shits gonna be straight. im all for hot chicks with super powers and nudity, with a hopefully fun combat system i can play with.

SRK never fails to bring the dumb. 90% of you were brought here playing a game where the main characters throw FIREBALLS, but somehow, guns on feet are an unrealistic dealbreaker.