Bad lines to pick up chicks at an SF tourney

Im gonna final atomic buster dat ass. Lol rog’s turn around punch= donkey punch

Like Deadfrog said, I think being at the tournament to troll for booty would be your first mistake. In the 0.0000009% chance you found a woman there, she’d probably be ten times better than you and would waste no time humiliating you in front of your friends.

“hey baby, anyone ever full parried your thighs before?”

Ahem. Fellow councilmen,

ers.

Furthermore, I motion that we standardize the phrase “going for the cross-up” to henceforth refer to any attempt at performing the infamous southern trespass manoeuvre.

“Hey baby, you think you can take it all? Shoryuken! I --”
[Connection with other player has been lost.]

:lol:

See also: Hey baby, my name is Seth.

can anyone imagine how useful a psychic DP would be in bed

Well if you ever get turned down you could at least quote Dudley.

“You have no dignity!”

Then hit the bitch with a rose.

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Never ever pickup girls from a fighting game tourney

I’m going to feel horrible for posting something this cheesy but here goes:

“Hey babe, I was thinking maybe after this we could head back to my room and you could give me some of that Stungun Head&Butt.”

/infinite shame

this battle is about to explode!!!

I’m going to take you for a ride

“Yo girl, you think you’re a match for my Cyclops??”

pulls down trousers

BEHOLD

want to play with my balrogs while you suck my dic in my honda?

God damnit, I thought of this as soon as I saw this thread.

All of them, cause I’ve never seen anyone pick up a girl at a SF tournament.

So, would you like me to show you what we like to call big damage?

Any girls at a tournament already lurk forums like this so know exactly our game plan so we’d get denied instantly lol, Thankfully im taken and don’t have this issue.

Also LMFAO AT MARN.