QFT, that.
Just blew us all out of the water with a classic line. 
you win at life
don’t forget about
“slap the condom on!”
“I’m here for the tournament.”
“Hey babe: I’m the only one here wearing deodorant.” just might work. People at tourneys are grimy from what I hear…and not just cuz they’ll rob you blind if you blink…
Great thread. A few things I cooked up today.
"After I'm done with you baby, you'll wake up super."
"I know John D." (Dr. Sub-Zero reference)
"I have the best pokes in the game."
I’m a real charmer, as you can tell.:smokin:
If she’s a Brazilian chick:
If I give you a cup and a video camera, will you give your girlfriend a Quesadilla Bomb?
after pulling off a sick combo
"If you like the way I handle my stick, you will really like the way I handle my stick"
My joystick is in my pants
Do you like tampons or Maxi pads
I was going to think of something clever, then I read this. Any further attempts would just be disrespect.
bad thread
Hey babe: when we get in bed, you’ll definitely be top-tier.
>_>
dped?..WINNER!!!
“you can’t escape”
I don’t know anymore pick-up lines since I’m married, but I can offer a bit of advice:
If you toss out a line to a cutie and she responds with “let’s go payday!” …you better bag it. :tup:
“Hey babe, my EX tiger shot hits OTG. I’ll surprise you with a meaty on wakeup. I’ll cross you up so good.”
"So I heard you play Akuma? Wanna show me your SHINGOKUISUCKYOU!! ?
I’m not blanka but I can give you a shocker baby.
Hey, you like sf too? how about cock?
Oh yeah. You’re a regular pimp-daddy, aren’t you?
lol.
you should take out the “too”. otherwise it sounds like you also like cock :hitit:
“You can’t FADC our chemistry.”
“You’re the only person here without a Y chromosome. Want to have sex?”