These are definitely mad corny, but I was jokin’ around with a friend about bad pick up lines for at an SF tourney. Thought it would be fun to share and see what other good cheesy lines everyone could come up with.
Care to stick your hand down my pants and beat Sheng Long 'till you stand a chance?
What do you say we go off somewhere and you can show me your favorite joystick grip?
I hear you have a lot of experience playing with Dic
I won’t be playing Blanka today but you may still end up taking some balls to the face
This one you have to say in a cheesy suave wanna-be player voice: How-do-you-do-ken?
and then a good rejection line for the girl:
-Sorry, I’m only interested in the fierce version… looks like you’ve only got a jab.