2 + 2 = 5: The minilove approved North Korea thread (thoughtcrimes are BANNED)

lmfao

should have hacked their facebook page

If that group is real and not something made up by the media/gov then I wonder what they are really capable of doing

http://news.yahoo.com/north-korea-moves-missiles-south-korean-markets-roiled-090218130--business.html

Well shit.

Oh shit.

lol are you asking if Anonymous is real?

And North Korea is just talking out it’s ass now. Giving withdrawal dates, telling the embassy’s to evacuate. USA will just wait em out, and then Kim will have no more fucking options besides “ok, I will play nice now”

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Desperation move by North Korea and Chubby. Their threat and rhetoric is so over the top that backing down now will make Kim Jung Un look like a weak ass to the people of North Korea.

Real talk.

North Korean rhetoric is doing it’s intended purpose. They have no intention of going to war with the South or the US. Kim Jong-un and the North Korean generals are flexing their muscles and gaining the intention of the world, Kim Jong Un (KJU) Is trying to build a reputation as a “Fearless invincible leader” much like his late father.

He now has the attention of the world, especially the US and the UN. Everything is going fine for him.

North Korea is ranked #28 in the rankings of Global military powers, they are using incredibly outdated weapons and their soldiers, whilst numerous, usually have no choice to join an army they don’t love for a cause they do not believe in. The UK recently refused to scrap it’s Trident nuclear system and the US has stepped up it’s game across the board, as seen with the B-2, this generates a “Buzz” in the respective countries, spreading the threats of North Korea throughout the world. Think about it, how many people knew KJU this well 4 weeks ago?

The mission was so show off. Spread the world and show everyone North Korea is this mighty invincible power. Of course, that is horseshit and North Korea would not stand a chance in war alone, as I do not believe China would be willing to fight alongside them, as both they (China) and the US have pressured North Korea for a peaceful resolution. If China joined in then MAD would be guaranteed and the world would be fucked completely.

TL;DR - Kim Jong Un is a faggot, just ignore him.

Everyone keeps saying that the US went to war because of a small doubt that someone has WMDs and that the US should do the sam with NK but doesnt anyone think that the reason they arnt is because of that war and the cost of it

Nope. But I do think the reason they aren’t is partly due to the fact of the dividends it won’t pay off, unlike Iraq.

This might be crazy but maybe in their own sheltered walls, NK is flexing it’s muscles for their own citizens to see. When this whole thing blows over and nothing happens, they’ll just tell their citizens that everyone bowed before them and begged for forgiveness. Them being the strongest in the world has shown mercy by sparing them a painful burning death. Pride is brought back to their nation.

It’s exactly what they have done in the past and will continue to do.

…so when do we put a stop to it? We just gonna let him starve his people to death?

Sadly, they probably will. America: We’ll fight for your liberty if you have oil reserves.

Even, and this is a completly hypothetical.

Even if the US wanted to, there is no way America and especially S.Korea could absorb the oozing shit that is N.Korea. 20+ million people with little to nothing, possibly more than half of them suddenly rushing and in desprate need of supplies, suddenly being integrated into an economy and the need for billions (easily nearing trillion) to build the non existent infrastructure in N.Korea is something that nobody can afford at the moment.

N.Korea isn’t even near the same level E.Germany was at during 1990, so that comparison is moot.

N.Korea is an international problem where everybody needs to pitch in equally, this problem only exists because the joke that is the United Nations doesn’t do and didn’t do its job and relies on America to front more than half the bill on any issue it thinks it wants to intervene in.

I disagree. South Korea would benefit in a huge way if they actually got control of North Korea.

Would there be a lot of trouble? Sure. But just the fact that they would then have ground access to the rest of Asia would be such a boon for them economically.

lol

ground access to what??? China?? Korea is already in the middle of some of the most traveled water routes on the planet, I don’t think Korea is desprate to ship its products to Siberia or Manchuria

Its a huge economic hurdle, that is too risky, too complex, and way too expensive.

You just don’t give 10+ million people free access to food, clothes, housing, and medical treatment.

You just don’t build infrastructure (roads, schools, electrical wiring, plumbing, jobs, hospitals) overnight in an area comparable to Pennsylvania, but in a state comparable Liberia to prevent the possibility of 10+ million people rushing south to where there is all of that. And grossly impacting the lives of present citizens in the south.

And you certainty don’t win over the other half of the country that genuinely believes the South is evil overnight.

At least E. Germany had infrastructure, people with stuff, and the people weren’t brainwashed people salivating over a great leader.

South Korea only benefit is that there is one Korea. And as cute and desirable as that may be, any reasonable politician that takes the welfare of his nation seriously and with a grain of salt to ensure maximum grounds in reality, is going to say no thanks, unless the international community guarantees meaningful involvement in building the North and minimizing disruptions to its citizens in the South.

N. Korea is a unique case, and one with no comparable examples that I can think of.

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You’re stupid.

I think it’s fair to assume that South Korea would be more than willing to help, especially considering a likely outcome would be a unified Korea. Also, I can also assume that (once properly fed), the people of North Korea, no longer forced to live in mediocrity and give all their money to the glorious leader, and join his military, would probably be able to start rebuilding the country. Will it be expensive, and challenging? Yes. Worthwhile? Also yes.

And you need to look at a map, Pedo lol

and your geography impaired.

Why drive, when you can ship.

Why drive when you can fly

Why drive when you can send a lot more through air or ship, and especially when you have established proven routes.

And why even bother with rail if it costs money, takes time to build, and you have access to water routes that are already heavily traveled, and are within throwing stone distance to important hubs like Hong Kong, Vietnam, Shanghai, Japan.

And no, railing raw materials from Manchuria won’t be beneficial until after a long time. There is the whole issue of building the Northern infrastructure, educating and training the Northern people, etc before you can attempt to build a huge train network to support that level of logistics and actually have the ability to pay off the investment plus more.

I may be an idiot, but you’re clearly a dumb ass. Its not 1-2-3 poof fucking magic. Shit takes time an lots of money.

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and that didn’t even take into consideration the issue of why China wants N.Korea. its a buffer to ensure that no US presence is near China or can have any meaningful impact on the power dynamics of China.

You think China is going to be happy to have multiple rail lines across its border next to a known supporter of American policies?? That shit is more trouble than it’s worth, and China could give two fucks about another countries economic success.

And lets not even talk about a buffer zone that China will insist on, or perhaps a Great Wall of China 2.0 across the Korean border to ensure the power of its elite.

Lol at eun donning that asian high cut with no fade from the nineties that bay area asians used to sport