aw shucks.
Ebola could be a used as a convenient excuse for Kim’s absence. Just have state media say he’s teamed up with MacGyver to go defeat it.
Then if he dies, they can say MacGuyver killed him and used his blood as the cure for Ebola.
Then Kim is a hero and is America is the enemy, still.
Shut up, it makes North Korea sense.
if he is dead, who will be the next bad haircut to wear the crown? I hope he’ll prove to be a great and powerful leader who will bring peace to the world and prosperity to all. If he’s another repeat of the last two…He’d better take a close look at what happened to the last two.
Kim Jong (fatally) ill
Kim Jong Un-available for comment because he’s DEAD JIM!
Just sayin.
-Starhammer-
The sister is in charge
Now white men from all over will attempt to woo her.
That sounds like a job for Tekno Virus.
Y’all think you can stop the Dear Leader? fucker is back
Y’all think you can stop the Dear Leader? fucker is back
I won’t believe until he starts some more shit to piss the world off.
-Starhammer-
http://news.yahoo.com/prominent-defector-says-north-korea-taken-father-hostage-101639332.html
“Hey, this guy’s a liar, we don’t have a human rights issue, here’s someone from his family that we’re holding hostage as proof!”
Heh, site says it was 2 years since I last saw this thread.
And in that time, the antics of NK continue to entertain (and sadden) me.
I should start calling Kim Jong Un “The Most Dangerously Cheesy Dicktator Ever.”
Oh, and it would be them to hold that man’s father hostage like that. Yeah, surprised they’re only holding the guy… But for how long?
I need to read his book, I forgot what got him sent to prison there. But IIRC he was sent there because of crimes his father purportedly committed (so it could be for something as insipid as sneezing in the general vicinity of a newspaper with Kim Il-sungs picture in it). So it’s possible that Shins father was pulled out of the gulag for this purpose.
Oh wait, he was the one that was BORN in a gulag. Yeah, so his father was either A) still in prison, B) a prison guard who raped Shins mom, or C) this isn’t his real father.
Okay… more crazy-ass news is out.
Fat and Dangerously Cheesy Kim Jong Un had surgery on his ankle.
And upon coming back, had a bunch more government peeps shot to death.
Due to stuff ranging from the usual ‘conspiracy’ to overthrow him to… watching South Korean soap operas.
If only nk had resources
But nobody will touch it due o
China using them as slave labor
NK is supposedly sitting a huge oil field.
I’m surprised USA didn’t invade just hearing anything that rhymed with oil field.
We like our “enemies” to trade with us before and after we invade them, and we don’t want to risk an someone being dumb enough to launch a nuke. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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2nd period: Reading
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4th period: Fat ass 102
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