2 + 2 = 5: The minilove approved North Korea thread (thoughtcrimes are BANNED)

I remember talking about 1984 with somebody at work, and he said "well it’s a good thing that’s just a book and there’s nothing like that in real life."
Well, no, actually…

Jesus Christ. :sad:

America, Dunk Yeah

that Ben Wallace muscle bicep band

sonic boom focus attack paintbrush hairlined, “faux hawk,” Kim junior

and not pale at all!

At first and from the 500.jpg tumblr size, you might think it was Hitler. Well, close enough since he’s a more modern Hitler, just to his own people. Fuck

FINALLY!

So I was reading an article about Kim’s absence on Yahoo (that’s not the punchline, hold your horses), and when it gets to the prospect of him having heath problems, it throws out this line:

I don’t know about you, but I can definitely see him holding up in his house with his nation’s supply of cheddar.

You gouda be kidding.

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Addiction isn’t easy to deal with. We’ll see if he can get that muenster off his back.

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This is mozzarella pun.

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Cheesus, guys! Give him some space to brie…

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I know the gout is probably making him feel bleu, but consider how he treats his citizens, I don’t give edam.

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This is why the swiss have an embassy there

Guys I disabrie with this nonsense being on topic

ANYWAYS: https://news.vice.com/article/former-top-official-says-kim-jong-un-is-no-longer-in-control-of-north-korea?utm_source=vicenewsfb

Is this it? has the curtain closed on our Dear Leader? will we get more photos of Jong-un looking at things? say it isn’t so!

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It’s always possible. Hard to say it’s likely but possible.

I would fuck the sister

too busy thot watching

iz all ova. don cri don beg

I heard awhile ago he was missing or some shit. They saw him go horseback riding, and that was that.

north korea sounding like its having a meltdown.

wonder how they’d go about handling a epidemic breakout like ebola in their country. probably spread some far-fetched propaganda and pat it down as nothing.

Well, they’d blame America, Japan and South Korea and say it was a biological attack. Then everyone would die.

I really hope one of the prisons riot and it causes a domino effect especially with all the defections

I want to see an empire crumble