^someone posted that on my fb wall. Wow holy shit, I think even anti porn activist will be raising their eyebrows at that news.
MCP
August 30, 2013, 12:21am
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Look closely at the bottom left of that picture, doesnât that look like evil American icons Mickey and Minnie Mouse?
The Moranbong band performing in Pyongyang in July 2012 (AP)
Bottom left*.
But North Korea actually has some Disney shit, iirc.
So North Korea has detained an 85-year-old American man for hostile acts.
heard about that. dude has a heart conditio. and everything.
america shoukd just steam roll the fat fuck that is kim and get uts citizens back
I say our best chance of overthrowing the government is to have Florida infiltrate.
Rhio2k
December 1, 2013, 5:06am
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We got koreans out the ass here. How much you paying?
I say if you do this, you are granted immunity for when Bugs Bunny finishes sawing off your state.
Taito
January 3, 2014, 3:48pm
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@Missing Person any idea if this storyâs true? http://www.straitstimes.com/the-big-story/asia-report/china/story/jangs-execution-bodes-ill-china-20131224
Some other website suggests itâs tabloid bull from Weibo and he was just shot down.
Iâve heard that, Iâve also heard that they used Anti-Air ballistics.
So Iâd take it with a grain of salt. No confirmed reports aside from that he was executed. Iâd assume he was done in via standard operation, but with Kim Jung-un, you canât be too sure.
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/dennis-rodman-melts-down-cnn-north-korea-interview-143757900.html
Apparently the real reason he started going to North Korea was no one was paying attention to him going full-blown retard anymore.
Iâll give him a smidge of credit:
I think Rodman actually thinks heâs doing something good. Is he, really? Of course not. His temper tantrum definitely made it seem like itâs a subject he is taking seriously.
Azure
January 8, 2014, 7:57pm
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Fusion Dance isnât a âgood guys onlyâ, exclusive technique, you do realize?
spudlyff8fan:
Iâll give him a smidge of credit:
I think Rodman actually thinks heâs doing something good. Is he, really? Of course not. His temper tantrum definitely made it seem like itâs a subject he is taking seriously.
I wonât give him an iota of credit. I will, however, play the knockout game on him if I ever see him in public.
Halfway through 1984 for the first time and now I finally understand the thread title.
Fuck Rodman
Now I canât find the page from their textbooks that said KJ Il scored 100 points a game in the NBA and won 30 championships.
Kim, 64, is famously nocturnal, often working through the night to run his country, wedged between South Korea and China. Perfect. In North Korea, which is on the other side of the international date line, the games come on in the late morning.
âKim doesnât want to die,â Sen. Rick Santorum, R-Pa., said a few years ago after one of Kimâs missile tests sent waves of fear across the globe. âHe wants to watch NBA basketball.â
Adds Tony Ronzone, director of basketball operations for the NBAâs Detroit Pistons, who has made three trips to North Korea to conduct coaching clinics: âHeâs a huge fan. Heâs addicted to it.â
Spoiler
The government has been said to promote basketball as part of a âgrow tallerâ campaign, citing statistics that children who play basketball grow more than those who do not. Kim was quoted in North Korean media as saying, âWe should make our youths and workers play a lot of basketball.â
At least two of Kimâs sons reportedly are avid basketball players, so much that he had NBA-regulation courts built at all his palaces. His second son, Kim Jong Chul, attended an international school in Switzerland under an assumed name. A Chinese documentary team interviewed his Swiss classmates, who said he played basketball on the school team and dreamed of making the NBA. The documentary shows him wearing â what else? â a Chicago Bulls jersey.
While the average citizen does not have access to Kimâs satellite dish or the pristine palace courts, the love for basketball has been passed down in a country devoid of the American staples of democracy and capitalism.
**âSeeing people on their (work) break playing a pickup game, that speaks volumes to me,â said Carlin, who has made more than 20 trips to North Korea. âThey a) like the sport and b) know how to play it. And they know itâs American in a sense, and they still play it. If the word came down that they shouldnât do something so American, people would probably play soccer.
âBut the word never comes down to stop playing.â**
To prepare for his clinics, Ronzone brought along binders full of basketball information: motion offenses, defensive philosophies, team concepts, inbounds plays, practice plans, shooting drills, even motivational speeches.
âWhen I was leaving, they told me the sports minister wanted copies of all my literature that I had brought with me so they could have it as a reference,â Ronzone said. âLater my interpreter quietly told me that it really was for Kim Jong Il. He wanted to read through it all.â
From an old 2006 article
http://legacy.utsandiego.com/news/world/20061029-9999-1n29kim.html
[details=Spoiler]Ronzone officially worked for FIBA at the time, but he also was a scout for the Dallas Mavericks. His ulterior motive was to catch a glimpse of Ri Myung Hun, a North Korean center with impeccable fundamentals and a feathery jump shot who, rumor had it, was also 2.35 meters tall.
The rumors were right. Ri was indeed 2.35 meters tall, or 7 feet 8½ inches. Some say he was closer to 7-foot-9.
Kim had kept Ri, then in his late 20s, under close wraps but finally granted his blessing for him to become the first Asian in the NBA. Ri flew to Canada with a coach, a diplomat and a security guard, and about half the NBA teams sent scouts to see him. He decided to Anglicize his name to Michael Ri, in honor of his â and the Dear Leaderâs â favorite player, Jordan.
âMichael would have been able to play in the NBA,â said Michael Coyne, the Cleveland attorney who served as his U.S. liaison. âI think the North Koreans wanted to use the NBA marketing machine to show that North Koreans are normal people, and it would have worked because Michael was the perfect guy to show that. He had a great attitude, he was a hard worker and he had great charisma.â
There was one roadblock. The State Department ruled that signing Ri would constitute a breach of its Trading With the Enemy Act.
âWe did not handle it as wisely as we could have,â said Carlin, the retired State Department expert on North Korea. âThis was a time when they were really trying to improve relations with the United States. I think they wanted to show the American people that this enmity and hostility was thawing because one of their Koreans was playing amongst the Americans.â
The State Department reconsidered in 2000 and gave Ri permission to play. By then, Kim apparently was insulted by the previous rebuff and retracted his 7-foot-8½-inch olive branch.
So Ri went home.[/details]
Michael Ri couldâve been this guy.
Damn.
lol what
Yellow guy on the right, kind of a bootleg anpanman devilman there
Someone ought to create a âKim Jong-il looks at stuffâ photoshop meme.
Yes, I know about: http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/ but those are actual photos from the KCNA. What Iâm talking about is photoshopped pictures where people mock that all he was ever really seen doing is looking at stuff.
And there are so many poses you could use from this site.
