2 + 2 = 5: The minilove approved North Korea thread (thoughtcrimes are BANNED)

“North Korea demands end of sanctions if U.S. wants dialogue”

All the huffing and puffing and North Korea make the first move in trying to get a talk with the U.S. In a time of begging, North Korea still find a way to be a jackass about it.

http://news.yahoo.com/us-press-china-over-repatriation-nkoreans-200323865--politics.html

Well, well, well: http://www.businessinsider.com/north-korea-is-thought-to-be-sitting-on-6-trillion-worth-of-rare-earth-metals-2012-8

We are gonna rock somebodys shit for some of that precious meta…cough oi…cough…Freedom. Yeah, freedom, thats why…

Former Propagandist from North Korea admits that they took advantage of Sunshine Policy and that trying to dialogue with NK is foolhardy.

Why are fuel prices still high…

hahaha, I truly now wonder what China is going to do. I wonder if they would consider invading under the guise of “runaway” government and N.Korea is athreat to Chinese stability in the region.

This could be interesting especially since China wants to be the superpower in the east.

China absorbing nk would make sense

http://news.yahoo.com/nkorea-detained-american-disguised-identity-130351091.html

POP QUIZ: Your country is impoverished, the majority of your people are malnourished, and you’re sitting on tons of food aid that you have blocked from being distributed to people in need. How do you fix the situation?

If you answered, “Open a beach resort,” then promptly punch yourself in the throat.

Obviously, this is a master stroke of a genius. a man who has honed his powerful talent from years of…

The fuck am I talking about? He’s fucking nuts. Next care package drop should have a rubber room in it.

-Starhammer-

North Korea has actually been trying to make itself a tourist hotspot for a long time now. They have that fuglyass Christmas Tree that they’ve been building for 50 years (here).

Let me tell you, though, it might just work. Yeah, we hate North Korea, but the Chinese don’t. Very possible North Korea might end up Asia’s Mexico.

Chinese are the primary tourists to North Korea, actually.

Like, I don’t fully get why. “Hey, let’s go look and laugh at a country that’s as backwards as we used to be before the 80s.” Is that it?

I really don’t understand the mentality.

Lots of folks from Canada go to Cuba on vacation. At the resorts, they have anything you could want, and it’s cheap as fuck.

outside of Cuba they don’t treat their people that horribly. The country itself is poor because of the American embargo. Comparing Cuba to North Korea is like comparing Akuma to Dan

I’m just talking about people choosing to vacation in a place that seems like it’s taken out of the past, not actually trying to compare the two countries. You’re correct on the shittiness of North Korea in comparison to Cuba, though.

I say DAMN SON!!! that’s one ugly building. Give that attempt 4 of these. :tdown:

-Starhammer-

Ratchet ass N.Korea.

-Starhammer-

How did North Korean ships get that far out?!

Who knows? Also…
http://news.msn.com/world/panama-finds-mig-fighter-jets-on-n-korean-arms-ship

I Might actually give a fuck now. At least Russian built weapons can do some damage. If NK gets enough of them, they can actually be a threat to something other than their own people.

-Starhammer-

So barbaric. So sad.