Ayyy bruh ya mama got PW tattoo’d on her buttcheeks and when she bend over it say POW
Wanna know how I know you’re gay? You have a framed poster of Asia in your bedroom.
Wanna know how I know you’re gay? If I made a Dawson’s Creek reference you would understand it.
Wanna know how I know you’re gay? You read books.
Wanna know how I know you’re gay? You enjoy painting.
Wanna know how I know you’re gay? You don’t make others feel less important for not being as manly as you.
Wanna know how I know you’re gay? In school, you got good grades.
Wanna know how I know you’re gay? You like quiche.
Yo mama so hairy, it looks like she’s got Buckwheat and Don King in headlocks.
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yeah, i went there
OP’s mom is sooooooo stupid, she gives birth to dummies that are off topic in their own threads.
Yo momma is so fat, her bologna has a middle name.
Lol, k I’m bad at this. fuck~
you must of been that one kid in class that hated getting called on to read
Uh, DUDE! I just posted that like, yesterday!
Stop stealing my likes! :arazz:
The soles on yo mama’s shoes so thin, she can step on a piece of bubble gum and tell what flavor it is.
Yo mama so desperate she pays men to snuggle her.
P.S.: BASEDNICK, DO IT FAGGOT! :tup:
Your momma’s so fat, because it’s missing an angel.
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Yo mama so ugly…
damn that bitch in my head now can’t even think straight
what the fuck are you talking about dude? I cant tell if thats the joke or you’re a bot or something"
anyways.
Yo mama’s teeth so yellow when she yawns traffic slows down.
yo mamma’s so fat she got hit by a bus and said ‘who threw that stone?’
yo momma’s so fat that when she steps on the scales its says ‘one at a time please’
yo momma is so fat that it has her own moon orbiting around her
Your mother is so hairy she has Afros on her nipples.
That bitch’s teeth are so yellow she spits butter.
Your mom has diplomatic immunity because her ass is so fat its considered its own country.
Your mama is so fat because she eats a lot of sugary and fattening foods that consists of high proteins, high carbs, and lipids on a daily basis due to genetic and psychological factors.
Your mama is so free, she donates money to charity.
Yo Momma so fat, when she falls out of bed she falls out both sides.
Yo Momma so fat, she where’s watches on each wrist for different time zones.
Yo Momma stinks so bad, she made Right Guard turn Left.
Yo Momma so dark, she took a part time job as Midnight.
Havatchu, have you told your parents you’re gay yet?
LOL that’s all for now.
Yo mama’s so insecure…
She believed me. I promised her the moon, and against all logic and reason, somehow she believed I could deliver. Maybe not literally, no. But everything. Everything my soul could possibly offer another human being.
I noticed her in the supermarket. It seemed like Thursday must have been our day to shop. “Excuse me…I know you don’t work here, but can you tell me where the Parmesan is?” A nervous laugh. Your mother is cute when she’s nervous, you know.
Why don’t I take you to it?
So, I did. She gave me her number, and I gave her mine. Some business about your grandmother’s garlic dip recipe, I don’t remember.
At first, she’d cry after we made love. Guilt. Remorse for cheating on your neglectful father. “I’m sorry.”
Don’t be sorry. You’re a beautiful, vibrant woman.
Over time, I became bored. I got her to do things- to let me do them to her. Just to see how far I could push her. I’d urinate on her. Call her a worthless whore. Tell her about how you post at the same message board I do. I threatened her all the time. I’d tell you about all of the disgusting, depraved things we’d done.
But I never did. Insecure, sure. But a sweet lady, and by all means, a good lay.