Yo momma so pale blackface would make her the only gray human on earth.
Yo momma so fat she keeps wondering when your twin brother’s going to come out and face the world.
Yo momma so dumb every time she walks into the bathroom after you come out, she asks why you keep dropping chocolate in the toilet.
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Yo Mama got a wooden leg…WITH REAL FEET!!!
Yeah, I’ve been waiting for this.
yo momma so ugly, she couldn’t turn on her computer…
What the fuck?
I got that one. It took a reread but, just read it a few more times haha.
I got it, I just don’t see the correlation between a fat woman and turning on a computer sexually.
Just a taste issue I guess.
yo momma so black, she walks by an the street lights come on
yo momma so fat, she steps on a scale an it says “to be continued”
yo momma’s ass so fat, when she sit’s down she’s three feet taller
I am dying at how terrible this “joke” is.
That’s like saying “yo momma so fat she sat on 5 nickles and squeezed out a quarter”
Wait that actually made sense, fuck.
Your mother so fat I assume she has health problems
^read that post in Dudley’s voice.
Win.
Your momma so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.
Your momma so fat when I want to have sex with her I need to slap her ass and ride the wave in.
Your momma lips are so big she can whisper secrets in her own ear.
Yo momma so white she has a job!
Yo momma so black she conforms to every ghetto stereotype.
Yo momma so mexican you didn’t find out you were an anchor baby till you were 23.
Yo momma thighs so fat they talk to each other when she walks "first you go by, then I’ll go by"
Yo momma so dumb she thinks products “made in America” are high quality.
great stuff man.
Yo mama so fat, black and her teeth so yellow when she smile she look like a pittsburg stealers player.
Yo mama’s so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever and its very inspirational good for her
Yo momma so poor for Christmas she bought you a videotape of other kids opening presents.
I heard this when I was 7 and I thought how can anyone be so fucked up. HA.
Yo momma so fat that she should consider going on a diet.
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I’d post more, but it looks like some of the jokes are recycled in some of the installments.
+1 for Steelers hate.