Some of you suck at this and need to step your game up. I’m looking at you Koatl.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama so fat she doesn’t take walks, she rolls.
Yo mama so ugly even Hulk wouldn’t smash that.
Yo momma so ugly, she asked for donations for trip to Japan and she got it.
Yo momma so fat when she tripped she went over Walmart, Walgreens, AND landed right on Target.
Copypasta
Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back
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Yo mama so slow, 56k internet is faster than her.
Yo momma so fat, she’s got diabetes.
Both funny and sad. : \
If anyone remembers that Yo Momma show that used to come on MTV. In the Canadian version, there was this one guy who came up with that joke and the whole place went dead. I laughed so hard at how shit that joke was combined with the crowd’s reaction.
Will have to watch
Yo momma is so dumb I told her to pick Cable and she called Time Warner
Yo momma is so fat I told her to pick an assist type and she chose mayonnaise
Yo momma is so fat I asked her what her favorite combo was and she said “chicken and biscuits for 2.99 child!”
Yo momma is so dumb I told her to block so she grabbed some legos
Yo momma is so fat I pushblocked her tits…AND NOTHING HAPPENED
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When you were born a nurse walked by the operating room and said “Hey look, its a cunt coming out of a cunt’s cunt”
Yo momma is so predictable I gave her a choice between eating a bucket of lard and a salad, and she went for the bucket “THAT’S WHAT I EXPECTED”
that one kinda sucked 
Still funny.
Your mama got one arm and one leg talking bout aint no half stepping.
Yo momma so fat, you need google earth/maps to find her pussy
Yo momma so dumb, the only book she ever understood was facebook
Yo momma so fat, they didnt give her a myspace account as they fear she would feel obliged to take all the space
Yo momma so fat and black, when she sneezes watermelons come out of her nose…
yo momma is so black that when you hit roundhouse when picking sentinel and the match started you went “momma what you doin in this game?!”
Your momma’s so fat the only way your daddy can fuck her is to roll her around in flour and look for the wet spot.
Your momma’s so fat the only way she can fit through a doorway is to butter the walls and put a twinky at the end.
Your momma’s so fat she has to wear two watches, one for each timezone.
What’s the differences between your momma and a 747? 10 pounds.
Your momma’s so fat she uses a roll of bounty and a rope for a tampon.
Yo momma’s so fat even Dora couldn’t explore her.
I call your mom the chicken factory.
Because all she does is process cock.