“Yo momma so fat she got more chins than a Chinese phone book” That shit had me crackin’ up.
Be honest, how many of you googled “yo momma Jokes” and copy/pasted that shit?
Not me. I just thought back to elementary school.
Yo that is gross as fuck
I clicked ‘like’ anyway, though
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Yo momma so fat, shes got more rolls than a pastry truck.
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I knew you would save your best for your last.
Funny story, that actually happened to one my dad’s coworker’s girlfriends, yes, she was fat.
This is a terrible song, but appropriate.
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Gotta love the dude with the Cosby sweater and the single strap overalls.
“I saw her trickin’ up on the rooftop!”
LOL
Heard this one
Edit: Fuck, this is the censored version
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From video: Yo momma so slow she can’t cook minute rice 
Yo momma hair’s so greasy when she swims at the beach it looks like an oil spill
Yo momma so ugly Magneto plays keepaway.
Yo momma so fat it takes 3 bars to snap back that bitch.
^_-;
I just realized an incredible spoonerism looking at that face,
Tike MySon.
Gotta respect a man named Meatball, my dad calls me that sometime, and Homer.
Yo mama’s so fat she sweats crisco!
Hey Hey Hey! What is going on here???
Yo momma so fat, she was walkin around New York in a yellow shirt and people were yellin “TAXI !!!”
Yo momma so fat, Galactus was spotted leaving her house at 4 am telling the Silver Surfer " I can’t eat anymore, I’m full. "
Yo momma so dumb, she asked Aquaman to help her move to Arizonia.
Yo momma so ugly, she stepped in front of Matt Murdock on the street and he turn to stone.
Oh shit
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Yo momma so fat I heard that Krystal from Squidbillies was based on her
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Speaking of Krystal, yo momma yo fat I seen her one-biting a tray of Krystal burgers for a midnight snack
Yo mamma so black, she looked like an oil spill when she went swimming.
Yo mamma so black, she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo mama so fat…
When sell fell…nobody laughed…
…But the ground started cracking up.
Your momma is so fat, she occupies Wall Street all by herself!!
Your momma’s so fat, she eats Big Macs like Tic-Tacs.
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Oh yeah?! Well your mama so ugly she asked for donations for a trip to Japan and instead everyone gave her neg rep instead
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Yo momma so fat… DAMN!
Yo mama so dumb…
She brought an Umbrella to a Baby Shower