Your mother is so obese that i had to use 4 pokeflutes to wake her up
Yo momma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone. (I know this was in the vid, but we really used this one in primary school)
Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her face.
Yo momma is so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, I missed two episodes of The Simpsons.
Yo momma is so fat, the last time she saw ‘90210’ was on the scales.
Your momma is so fat, her Splash attacks do damage.
Your momma is so ugly, my Metapod went limp.
Your momma is so ugly, she is the reason Brock will never open his eyes.
Your momma is so fat, Parasects live in her fat rolls.
Your momma is so fat, not even a 99 Master Balls could catch her.
Your momma is so stupid, not even Ditto will Transform into her.
Your momma is so ugly, she doesn’t need to buy any Repel.
Your momma is so fat, she makes Snorlax look like an athlete.
Your momma is so fat, she beat Munchlax in an eating competition.
Your momma is so disgusting, not even Muk will go near her.
Your momma is so fat, she turned the Indigo Plateau into the Indigo Plains.
Your momma is so ugly, she automatically uses Scary Face whenever she looks at someone.
Your momma is so stupid, she thought the Unown pokemon were the actual alphabet.
Your momma is so ugly, she can never learn Attract.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn’t go through Mt. Moon, she steps over it.
Your momma smells so bad, she causes Skuntank to faint.
Your momma is so ugly, she can’t even turn Magnemite on.
Your momma is so stupid, she tried to catch Pokemon with acorns.
Your mom is such a dumb bitch she thought that it was a good idea to not abort you.
Yo momma so black, she went for a swim and turned the water to coffee.
Your mom has gorilla nipples and smells of cheese.
ya mama got no legs and one eye and niggas call her eye-drop
Love it.
Yo mommas so fat that when she runs, the music skips. At the radio station.
Yo mommas so fat she bungee jumped… and went STRAIGHT TO HELL.
Yo mommas so fat they had to install speed bumps at all the buffets.
Your mom has an ugly dick.
Yeah this one is kinda dumb, but…
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OMFG what the HELL did I just watch?
And did they plug a MYSPACE link at the end? LORDAMERCY.
Yo momma puts more balls in her mouth than Mr. Bucket.
Yo momma is so FAT it’s like someone poured her into her clothes and she forgot to say ‘when.’
Yo momma so fat jesus couldn’t even cross her up.
Yo momma so stupid she thought delta airlines was a sorority.
Yo momma so dumb she thought falco lombardi was a sports car.
Yo momma so ugly not even Ray Charles would hit that.
Yo momma so fat she can’t be hit with an overhead.
Yo momma so fat she sued IMAX.
Yo momma is so musty, for everyone else there’s Sure but for HER? Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrre…
Yo momma so fat she was the prototype for Google+
Yo momma so ugly NASA made her insemination possible
Yo momma so smelly she makes garbage trucks vomit
Yo momma so slow her definition of an option select is pausing
Yo momma so stupid I told her to play Skullgirls and she committed suicide
Yo momma so skinny when she inhales Africa gives HER money
Yo momma so gay she took scuba diving lessons in a tub full of sushi
Yo momma’s vagina is like Phoenix, she can’t control it
Yo momma so stupid she thought the release date of Anarchy Reigns was her period
Yo momma so slow she got confused playing pick-a-boo and called 911 to declare herself missing.
Yo momma so fat when she farts twice in one day the Governor has to declare a state of emergency.
Yo momma so cheap, a homeless man offered her a nickle for some head behind a dumpster, she said she doesn’t have change so he should bring 9 friends.
Yo momma so gay, she was in a relationship with a gay man and he didn’t suspect she was female until you were born.
Yo momma so nasty she is banned from visiting national life preserves because her last visit made one species of animal extinct and created two scientists are still trying to quantify.
yo mamma is such a whore her vagina is looser than than the joystick on an n64 controller after playing mario party