X-men: Dark Phoenix: (June 7,2019)

I’m gonna add to this later…

No, it’s not.

Yes it is. Whole page is in a foreign language. Maybe no Spanish exactly but pretty close.

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Duuuude… Go the post I aimed at and click the spoiler tag.

How am I supposed to know that?

Admittedly when I click your link it doesn’t take me to that post. Takes me to the middle of the page.

You suck.

In the end, I’m completely fine that the Shi’Ar, Imperial Guard and space battles didn’t appear in this movie. Feige’s known for not adapting things that were already done in previous movies, Apocalypse was a casualty of that (you better get used to the idea you won’t see him in the movies for the next 20 years at least), but the “cosmic Phoenix saga” can still be adapted. If Fox was going to botch it like they did with the Apocalypse storyline, I rather wait.

Pfft lmao why? Cuz I can’t read your language? Yea fuck you to.

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Your lack of common sense is baffling.

Me not being able to read your language means I lack common sense? That’s not how that fucking works dude. I said your link didn’t take me to spoiler tag asshole.

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You better don’t say “everything’s in Spanish” until you make sure, moron.

You see a spoiler tag? Then what do you do? 1+1, geez.

I just said your link didn’t take me to the spoiler tag you fucking asshole.

OMG, you suck so much, I can’t even

@magegg being @neveryoumind’s alt account confirmed? Either that or they’re both vying for mental gymnastics gold medals.

I would probably think I suck to if I had the reading comprehension of a fucking 4 year old.

At least I know how to click into a spoiler tag :wink:

To bad you don’t know how to read or you would know your link didn’t take me to a spoiler tag to click on.

Fucking retard.

Congratulations Simon Kinberg. You made the second worst X-men film of all time!
This film is like trying to eat ice cream while on novocaine. You cant feel anything!

Pros:

Acting from McAvoy/Fass even Turner was solid.

Score was decent.

The space shuttle rescue had good visuals end Train sequence had good fights esp Nightcrawler

Cons:

J Law phoning it in even worse than Apoc

Chastains character is so underwritten and is so flat. IF youre a comics fan, the revelation of who she is a kind of wtf. Clearly, Kinberg was trying to superficially make a character that resembles Emma Frost and has Masterminds powers among others.

A big event occurs at 45 minutes in and has NO EMOTION! I was like, “that happened” Lets buy groceries after" Even X3 did it better lol

Quicksilver is barely used. He doesn’t have a sequence and a big opportunity to clearly define his relationship with you know who (which has been teased in the 2 previous films) is not done! What a waste!

Storm makes ice cubes and generates lightning. If she did anything else noteworthy , I missed it.

While Cyclops is not carelessly thrown away like in X3, he only makes 5% of an improvement over his X3 role.

2 characters are against Jean after the pivotal moment yet easily change their minds with little reason.

How some shots are framed /composed , edited are so bland. You can tell a novice director helmed this.

This film had the worst mute henchmen of all the XCU. After one dies, Magnus screams one’s name, you know for the audience. Their action is lame. Riptide ,Deathstrike, and Azazel were mute but had cool action.

Overall: 5/10
Let the MCU heal you , my children

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Dude, don’t even waste your time on Radiantsilvergun3. He’s your quintessential troll. I put his ass on ignore a while ago and never looked back. Same goes for Stuart. They’re just here to fight. Don’t even bother responding to them.

Sorry no one gave you the PSA on these two earlier lol.

Despite it’s issues i thought it was still decent. Not nearly as bad as Origins Wolverine, which is still the worst X-Men movie. Dark Phoenix is still watchable with a good cast to back it up, just clumsily executed. A good movie was in there somewhere but, must’ve got bogged down by the constant rewrites.

I agree about the, “I’ve had a change of heart” scene too. WTF. When did that happen?! Prior this character only wanted the other one DEAD.

I have to agree with Radiantsilvergun3 here.
Shit is all in moonspeak