But I don’t have a million dollars…
If I was a crack addict, then fuck yes.
And that’s why it needs to be upped to at least $1,660,000.00 USD with the cost of living, inflation, etc.
Yes I will. And i’ll be very sloppy.
Sure i got no problem with that. I’ve done it just to get off, to get a million along side a good time? I’m down.
nigga, you ain’t lying. set aside a few G’s for some therapy and hypnosis sessions to make you forget the shit happened and keep it moving.
i’d do one of those speed ones. I’d set a new world record for fastest blowjob. Then I’d matrix dodge the splatter
I’d just tell the dude not to get it in my hair
For a million dollars I’d go slow, if requested. I’m dead serious man moist.
specs’ real wet dream is to give fellatio to Dr. B.
Preferrably inside a rainbow castle in the sky as meteors fall around and angels explode from the sight of Dr. B’s o-face.
While David Bowie blares in the back round.
This being a hypothetical thread doesn’t make the responses any less gay.
What if it is one of those rich old dirty nasty ass bums on Venice beach?
Meh. I’d do it.
hey for an extra 10k i’d even let him do a buffalo bill impression before i go down
Let’s make this a challenge. Since so many of you are down for such a thing. The target is male porn star Shane Diesel. You must deepthroat him to get the million. Hope you guys have big mouths.
Challenges! I knew I forgot something when I analyzed this. What if the creepy guy who wants to give you a million for a BJ has strict guidelines you can’t meet? Do you want to suck that dick for nothing?
Fuck that noise, payment in advance. Disclaimer: I don’t guarantee I’ll do a good job.
Hell no. For no amount of money would I degrade myself like that. In the immortal words of Riley Freeman:
Y’all niggas gay.
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Because Riley is definitely a credible source in telling who’s gay or not
Ugh. Who has to know I sucked this dick? Is it just between us? Or is it gonna be showcased on the 50 yard line as the Superbowl halftime show?
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
A much better question would be… would you suck a dick for a chance at one million?
Say there are five doors. One of them has 10 dollars. The other four has four more big dicks with cameras that show to every country in the world that you are going to suck a dick and swallow cum. You have to suck a dick to get a chance at the 10 dollars. If you pick the right door after sucking some dick and swallowing, you get 5 more doors and one of them has 100 dollars. Each time, before you pick a door, you have to suck a dick. If you choose the wrong door, everyone in the world will know you’re a cum guzzler. But each time you pick the right door, a “0” gets added, leading all the way to 1000000 dollars. Or if you so choose, you can stop anywhere along the way.
Would you take the shot in the mouth for a shot at a million?