The more interesting question might be “for how cheap?” …like what’s the lowest price you’d agree to… I’d say $150,000…maybe even 130,000 all tax-free would possibly be good enough for me as the low price range. A million bucks guaranteed, presumably all cash with no tax taken out? Hell yeah. I wouldn’t really believe people who claim they’d say no to such a deal (*the million, not the low 6 figures…of course when really presented with the scenario, one might try and hold out for a better deal)…unless they already happen to be a millionaire or close to it.
I’m wondering what’s the price on the salad toss though… like how much would it take to get the average person to eat someone’s ass out. Surely this would require a higher price than a dick, right? It’s awesome how disgusting this topic is. I always enjoy seeing what people’s limits are in terms of money…there should really be a “What’s Your Price!?” game-show, where people are offered varying amounts of money to do terrible and disgusting things they wouldn’t normally do… like keep upping the price to try and get someone to have sex with their parents, or kiss the corpse of their deceased great-grand parents, suck turds, etc. etc.
a million dollars buys a LOT of therapy and mouth wash. I don’t think I would do anything with my family though. At least now for the low price of $1mill.
as for ass licking, it depends on the chick. i love rimming a chick, but I have a long list of rules they need to follow if they want to experience that bit of heaven.
I’ve only had one girl rim me, and I felt so so so sorry for her drunken asian ass. But I didn’t stop her
OMG, this thread is like working with my former co-worker when I was unloading frieght at night. My answer remains the same though…NO. I have to have some kind of fuck’n dignity.
I think everyone saying no is grossly underestimating what one million dollars enables, all for, what, minutes of an activity the heterosexual amongst us find disturbing?
Hence why I am not swallowing. The guy just said suck a dick. That means that at best I’ll slurp on it a little bit and then he can talk to my lawyers about the shitty contract he wrote up. Even if I have to pay for an expensive lawyer I’ll walk away with at least half a mil, which still means it was worth it.
In my current situation, no. A million dollars would be cute and all, but as I am. Nah. Im already. I don’t need a zR1 while in school, im happy with my Accord. but it is a million dollars and that would pay off school for me and my brothers.
well to be the bigger smart ass, the act of sucking only lasts for seconds. you can suck a loli pop for seconds, why not this asshole with the imaginary dollars.
Im confused, are you implying homegirl is a tran? I find that remarkably hard to believe, and extremely terrifying. With that said, the replies in this thread are hilarious. Personally I don’t know, its very easy to say I won’t do it and blah blah blah cause I have a warm bed to sleep in and food in my fridge. If I was living under the bridge(in -33 temperatures) saying no will prolly be a lot more difficult. So I guess my answer is, I don’t know.
Ask a male if he would suck a dick for a million dollars, he’s like "uhh i dunno, that’s kinda gay."
Ask a female if she would eat some pussy for a million dollars, she’ll tell you she will do it for free.
It’s strange. I know this is an old question of pride, but the logistics of the whole scenario always screw with me before I can even formulate an answer:
1.) Why is a guy offering a milli for a BJ from me? Hell, any of you? For a million dollars, couldn’t he find an actual gay guy with some skill who’s hotter than all of us combined? Even if he was into “defiling” someone with no experience, can’t the gay guy just pretend? I mean, I watched a porno where Amber Rayne had 50 guys cum in her ass. Somewhere in the last 10, she says something about how she’s going to go to church with the cum dripping down her legs. I know she’s playing shit up for the camera, but that stopped my hand dead in it’s tracks. Point is, she probably got paid well under 100K for that whole movie. You mean an experienced gay guy who can play things up to that “whoa” level doesn’t exist somewhere? For 1 million?
If this dude can’t find someone else for that, he must have some lethal, contagious disease. Yeah; enjoy the memory of that creepy millionaire squirting in your mouth while hospital bills are fucking you wallet even harder and no lawyer you talk to believes your story.
2.) Is the money tax free? If so, it’s in legal record books somewhere that I agreed to motorboat some dude’s nuts for 1 million dollars. Do you really think that information is staying private? Say “I can afford any therapy I’d need” all you want; you’ll still go broke attending meetings when everyone around you knows about the throat babies you guys made. That shit’s probably going to be on all the major gossip sites too. You’ll be a Kardashian, only you won’t have an empire. Your email box will get spammed with the last 45 seconds of Biggie’s Respect. If the money isn’t tax free, then are you going to report it? Most likely not. I know most of you feel you can be “cool” with that money, just paying monthly bills. But what about a big medical emergency? Those can pop up, you know. You can pay the medical bills off, but you can’t show that much money without the IRS coming around asking about shit. Hell, what if you just wanted to put an old relative of yours in a nice retirement home? That’s showing too much too.
3.) Considering #2, think of this: Even if you could somehow keep it a secret, there HAS to be at least one other person there as a witness or a mediator. Even if it’s only the 3 of you. Would any of you honestly meet a dude promising to make it rain on you for a BJ alone with nobody? Would you expect him to meet you alone, seeing as how you might rob him (the whole “willing to suck a dick” thing might be seen as desperation). Even if you went alone, it’d probably be him, a few of his buddies, and Neal taking notes. Point is, any other parties you bring into this have blackmail potential. They’ll get you for a big portion of that money.
You can’t use this million without the public finding out where it came from or some trouble brewing under the surface. If you’re not gay and not a woman, what’s the point?
For a million dollars? Shiiiit, I’d take a shot in the mouth for way less than that, and still walk around with my head high. For a million I’ll do that shit in front of my grandma. Anybody saying no takes themselves way too fuckin’ seriously.
Money >>>> All
Science needs to fuck off and stop accomidating guys with dicks and turning them into female looking creatures
Million is the most interesting man in the world.
