Would you suck a (&(^( for a million dollars?

[KingofSarus]

Do I get to pick whose dick I’d suck?

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[Cryoh]

Ugh. Who has to know I sucked this dick? Is it just between us? Or is it gonna be showcased on the 50 yard line as the Superbowl halftime show?

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

A much better question would be… would you suck a dick for a chance at one million?

Say there are five doors. One of them has 10 dollars. The other four has four more big dicks with cameras that show to every country in the world that you are going to suck a dick and swallow cum. You have to suck a dick to get a chance at the 10 dollars. If you pick the right door after sucking some dick and swallowing, you get 5 more doors and one of them has 100 dollars. Each time, before you pick a door, you have to suck a dick. If you choose the wrong door, everyone in the world will know you’re a cum guzzler. But each time you pick the right door, a “0” gets added, leading all the way to 1000000 dollars. Or if you so choose, you can stop anywhere along the way.

Would you take the shot in the mouth for a shot at a million?

This would make for a far more interesting thread. But…4/5 chance of walking out there with a empty wallet and a full stomach? I don’t like those odds.

[Lunaid]

Ugh. Who has to know I sucked this dick? Is it just between us? Or is it gonna be showcased on the 50 yard line as the Superbowl halftime show?

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

A much better question would be… would you suck a dick for a chance at one million?

Say there are five doors. One of them has 10 dollars. The other four has four more big dicks with cameras that show to every country in the world that you are going to suck a dick and swallow cum. You have to suck a dick to get a chance at the 10 dollars. If you pick the right door after sucking some dick and swallowing, you get 5 more doors and one of them has 100 dollars. Each time, before you pick a door, you have to suck a dick. If you choose the wrong door, everyone in the world will know you’re a cum guzzler. But each time you pick the right door, a “0” gets added, leading all the way to 1000000 dollars. Or if you so choose, you can stop anywhere along the way.

Would you take the shot in the mouth for a shot at a million?

No. Simply because I don’t feel comfortable enough in my non-existent dick sucking skills that I could get off a bunch of guys using only my mouth in a reasonable amount of time. I don’t wanna be sucking dick for a whole day man. One dick, fine, but I’m not running some open house in my mouth.

[Genow]

This would make for a far more interesting thread. But…4/5 chance of walking out there with a empty wallet and a full stomach? I don’t like those odds.

yo, it’s 1,000,000$

[Cryoh]

yo, it’s 1,000,000$

But that’s six doors to choose correctly, and six dicks to suck. That a 1/15,625 chance that I could get the full 1 million.

[Tweleve]

But that’s six doors to choose correctly, and six dicks to suck. That a 1/15,625 chance that I could get the full 1 million.

I like my chances!

[The_Invincible_Swordsman]

yo, it’s 1,000,000$

No. It’s a chance at $1,000,000

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

6 shots in the mouth for 6 zeros. And if you choose the wrong door, the whole world knows you’re a cum-guzzling faggot. You willing to take a few shots?

[Bakuhakubasugasu]

This game? My cousin always does this homo ass question game lol… Dude be like… would you do a horse for X amount of bucks and shit. Ridiculous -_-

[Genow]

But that’s six doors to choose correctly, and six dicks to suck. That a 1/15,625 chance that I could get the full 1 million.

it’s 1,000,000

Do you know what it really takes to earn 1 mill? if you get luck, you just sucked 6 dicks that are std free because this is TV

1000000

[Tweleve]

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6 doesn’t sound so bad now, does it

[Javid]

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6 doesn’t sound so bad now, does it

Clerks never gets old. Funny thing is that this scene could be studied and analyzed for hours for it’s ironic undertones when dealing with male/female roles in a relationship.

[Vulpes]

Hell Yeah! I’d pay anything to suck a dick!

[Cryoh]

it’s 1,000,000

Do you know what it really takes to earn 1 mill? if you get luck, you just sucked 6 dicks that are std free because this is TV

1000000

1 in 15, 625 is crazy odds, though! Shoot, I don’t even like dick enough to take the 1 in 5 odds of making the first 10 bucks.

[rcaido]

What about million chicken nuggets

[Tweleve]

What about million chicken nuggets

tell ya what, if you change that to a million pieces of popeyes chicken strips, you got a deal

[Sephiroth73003]

OMG, this thread is like working with my former co-worker when I was unloading frieght at night. My answer remains the same though…NO. I have to have some kind of fuck’n dignity.

For a million dollars my dignity can suck a dick

[THEQUEENOFLOVEHD]

Ask Pimp C and he’ll say:

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(lol at the album name…Too Hard to Swallow)

[GeneralD]

nigga, you ain’t lying. set aside a few G’s for some therapy and hypnosis sessions to make you forget the shit happened and keep it moving.

Sounds like the plot to a Korean movie.

A man’s world starts to fall apart when he starts to realize that he didn’t achieve his wealth the way he imagined. He begins to uncover the secret the he himself had went through great lengths to cover up. The ending involves a 8mm film of him being in the center of a bukkake session and finding the corpse of the hypnotist that he murdered with his bare hands.

You can play the staring role. We will call it The Serpent and the Rainbow 2

[Cryoh]

Sounds like the plot to a Korean movie.

A man’s world starts to fall apart when he starts to realize that he didn’t achieve his wealth the way he imagined. He begins to uncover the secret the he himself had went through great lengths to cover up. The ending involves a 8mm film of him being in the center of a bukkake session and finding the corpse of the hypnotist that he murdered with his bare hands.

You can play the staring role. We will call it The Serpent and the Rainbow 2

Oscar winner right here.

[Tweleve]

I’d settle for a Requiem For A Dream ending, at least the how it ended for the girl (orgy)