Your buddy is clearly the perfect wing man, big ups for the bro code! This thread is awesome.
Oh, man, you have no idea how many times I’ve gotten laid because of this guy. Seriously, him and his brother make great wing men. Especially because his younger brother is gay so there’s absolutely no competition when we get girls over his or my house. I remember I had a little nerdy get together at my place and we had these two girls come over. Got em a bit liquored up then the five of us (me, him, his gay little brother and the two girls) went upstairs to my room. Within seconds, his brother was like "All right, lets play Truth or Dare! You (points at one girl) - start suckin’ him (me) off!"
Let’s just say my night ended fairly well after that, with the exception of his brother coming out of my closet (literally) fully naked and jumping around trying to bop me on the head with his penis (we call him Golem Cock since his dick is literally hard as a fucking rock. He hit my head once, I almost passed out. Felt like I got hit on the head by a baton 
).
I would never do such a thing!..maybe.
I’m curios…are you guys teenagers?
No sir, we are a couple of 22 year olds. Though the shenanigans did start during our teenage years back in high school.
Good times were definitely had!
I’m not one to point out dumb-ass threads but… this is a dumb-ass thread.
It’s funny, though. I’ll give it that.
I’m very sorry you feel that way.
I commend your bravery and honor.
WTF, this thread is hilarious.
A tip of my hat for entertaining me good sir.
wow… Nah i wouldn’t have done it tho even it wuz for sum pussy.
Ay, bastos.
But seriously, you are clearly a genius who must be reward for his hustle.
Thank you!
On a side note: I myself am not the kind of guy to take advantage of girls who are shit-faced drunk, just as a safety precaution and to avoid legal troubles if anything ever comes out of it. I remember while I was living overseas in the Philippines, I went out drinking with two Japanese friends of mine, both females with one being 17 and the other one in her 30’s, and the 17 year old got completely hammered.
Literally hammered to the point where she was like “Magnetix-san, let’s go to your house and watch porn!” The other Japanese lady, who I was actually teaching English to, somehow ended up going along with it and whispering to me "I think she is under a lot of stress right now…you should help her relieve the stress!"
I just laughed but we all ended up going to my apartment and seriously started watching porn (which the 30 year old Japanese lady actually got me when she went back to Japan; it was her present for me…gotta love Japanese people).
Anyways, the Japanese lady starts trying to get me to rub the younger girl’s boobs and I actually felt bad because she wasn’t denying my hand of the privilege of rubbing her boobs and I most certainly knew she wanted my egg roll stuffing her dumplings, it’s just that she was beyond drunk. I don’t mind drunk girls, truth be told I’ve had my fair share of experiences with drunk girls, but it’s just that it would feel weird because she was going in and out of consciousness. And plus, imagine how awkward it would be when she woke up the next morning and not remembering anything. Yeesh!
But after a few hours of watching and critiquing the porno with the older Japanese lady along with the 17 year old going in and out of consciousness, they both leave and we planned to go drinking again the next weekend - I actually did not take this offer because I did not want to be in that situation again.
I was quite glad I didn’t take advantage of that situation because the next time I saw her at school (the 17 year old goes to the same college as me), she talked to me and kept apologizing about the way she acted and whatnot.
(I also found out later that she had a crush on me, which made me feel worse because imagine a girl trying to give herself to someone, literally just screaming out "Hey! Fuck me!! Now!!, and the guy just doesn’t do anything other than cop a titty feel and watch porno with an older lady.)
Do I regret not doing the Japanese girl? Absolutely! But I wanna do it without the overpowered assistance of alcohol…and without my older Japanese friend there trying to watch us. Seriously, she said she actually wanted to watch us…that’s probably also a huge factor in why I didn’t go through with it. Not that I would be embarrassed, it’s just that I would seriously have to try my hardest in slamming my shit in just to show dominance and sexual prowess…something I can not do after a night of drinking. I wasn’t drunk but I get whiskey wang (or whiskey dick or whatever people call it nowadays).
And also, funny thing was that a few days after that, the older Japanese lady was like "Magnetix-san…I was counting on you to have sex with (other Japanese girl) so she could tell us how big your chin chin (dick in Japanese) is!"
Apparently all the other Japanese people going to my school had heard about our little time in my apartment and the first thing they thought about was "Do Asian people raised in the US have bigger dicks than those raised in Asia?"
Seriously love Japanese people.
The bro code:
up, up, down, down, left dick, right dick, thrust, thrust, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, start. Select Start if there’s three players.
As long as I get 30 lives out of doing that.
This thread is so Cleveland, gay n funny. #winning
EVERY story is about never having sex with women for various stupid reasons and some how having a dick placed inconspicuously on your shoulder.
MagnetiX:
Taking the pie out of American Pie since 2003.
Hey man, it’s not my fault something always goes wrong at crucial moments. Like one time I was gettin’ sucked off by this girl and my friend was behind me. He said something about a game and we ended up discussing it, I go limp, girl gets pissed and to top it off, my friend pulls down his pants, turns around, bends down and shows us his butthole.
It was totally out of my control!
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I don’t know what else to say
Fairly sure that your little brother cosplaying as his favorite video game character isn’t a “girl” unlike the majority of srk that believes that being a female of the human species is all a state of mind.
If a nigga was any more fruity, Barney Rubble would have stolen him from Fred Flinstone by now?