So I’m here with a friend of mine and there’s these two girls we found just chillin, one is a black girl and the other one is a white girl. We end up taking them back to my friend’s house and we try to get at them. First they’re kinda “meh” about all of it, but then they start talking amongst themselves and then finally go "OK, we’ll do you guys…but you guys have to make out… and touch dicks."
At first I’m like “wtf, that’s it? Come on man, let’s do this!” and my friend was like “lol fuck yeah bro, trucker loads!” and we start taking our pants off, but then the girls start laughing and are like “are you guys serious?”
(at first I thought they were laughing about my wang size, apparently this wasn’t the case since I think I have a fairly large wang, but you never know with these black and white girls these days. 6 inches of hard Asian steel here)
Of course we’re like "what? It’s not like we’re not gonna get laid after doing this, so it’ll be totally worth it!"
The girls kinda just gave us a weird look and probably thought we were gay on the side and then were like “yeah, we kinda wanna go home…” and my friend and I are like “wtf, we’re ready to touch dicks for you guys, at least give us something!”
They were like “nooo” and complaining and shit, and we didn’t wanna get charged with rape or nothin’ so we decide to drive em home, or at least to the side of the street. On our way home, my friend and I are like "wtf man, those girls were gay."
I totally agree and I feel like we got cheated out of a good night!
I think those girls deserve to be put under a Dildotine (for those that don’t know, a Dildotine is like a guillotine but instead of a blade coming down, it’s a dildo pendulum that swings back and forth and hits you across the face with the dildo every time it swings back.)
Anyways, what would you guys have done in this situation?
I think it’s OK if it’s the right person to do stuff like this with.
Like before tournaments, my friend and I used to do “training” but it was like, instead of playing first to 10 or something, he’d practice a combo and I’d jerk off in front of the TV or wang slap the arcade stick while he’s playing. It’d be pretty funny but he ended up getting really good due to my training regimen. We also used to rub each other’s nipples during training sessions when neither of us wanted to hit our wangs on the arcade stick.
Really though, I wouldn’t have minded doing that stuff since, well, we were gonna get laid in the end, right!?
They NEVER wanted to fuck you to begin with. Two girls trolled your ass because you were being thirsty for some pussy. THey got you and your friend to do somethign stupid assuming you would be all like “hell no” but you were so desperate for that weak puss that you agreed and made yourself look like a fague.
RULE #1 - never be thirsty over pussy. you can get it for free and just about anywhere.
RULE #2 - girls who are selfish with the pussy usually have bad pussy, how good are you with little experience?
the girls made a verbal contract and they must uphold to it
and lol @ u guys being prepared to make out and then touch dicks. u guys are gay. thats like paying someone to eat shit. you know they’re not going to eat the shit but if they do, you’re still not going to pay them. banging those two broads are the least of your concerns now. way homo
the only time two wangs are allowed to touch is when they are both pumping the same hole, and only then