I don’t know. I’m having a lot of trouble believing a female was present…
The game aint the same no more.
Sucked off while watch office? Wow.
isn’t this a fucking reused thread? pathetic.
Can’t say I disagree since who the hell still says THIS:
Something about this thread just rubs me the wrong way.
You should’ve yelled “surprise.”
Ayo, I came here for the dicks and I was not disappointed, no homo.
Damn you got 6 inches, I’m only 5. And that’s just barely making it.
Idk, sounds like those girls got the idea from american pie.
It’s a great feeling, actually! I was trying not to laugh while she was doing it but it was pretty hilarious. It was the episode where Steve Carell’s character was getting roasted or something, iono don’t really remember much but all I know is it what pretty hilarious.
Hey man, it’s all good bro. Are you Asian, by any chance?
As I say to all my Asian brother’s: It’s not the size of the chopstick, but it’s how much soy sauce you can produce on the girl’s back when you’re done doing her.
Or no, no. Let me try again:
It’s not the size of the egg roll, but it’s the amount of times you can dip it in the sweet and sour sauce.
There we go. Just keep that phrase in mind and you’ll be golden!
As I said man, 5 inches is OK. I have a few friends who pack less than me and they have no problem gettin the job done, you just gotta know your way around the tunnel of love known as a vagina.
I don’t believe so, no.
Well, I mean, for a lack of a better phrase, I guess. “Sexual intercourse” sounded less dirty, you know? Instead of saying like “Yeah, son, I fucked this one bitch…” or “Shiiiit dawg, you know I was droppin bows on dat hoe, balls deep, no sleep, and nigga ya know we roll deep, so deep, it’s goin down in this bitch…concrete!”…wait, that was Wiz Khalifa.
Classy people say “sexual intercourse”. You wouldn’t know you plebeians
LOL
Them bitches had you sword fighting for the pussy,then banana in the tailpiped you. I would have told them hell no.
I must say he got me. I did not know he was a world class troll.
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Guys, as I have said in the past, all my threads are 100% real.
<— Look at my face. Does that look like a face that would troll and lie to you?
Ah, finally! Someone that understands! As an English major, I have to make sure I use words that are Dudley-like.
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I’m more concerned about where your hands are, and whose space they’re violating.
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Seriously, your threads are always the best. To answer your question, I would not do that.
Learn something new everyday.
You guys make me feel weird…
I’m 8 inches… but I’m a skinny fucker… :sad: