Worst Video Game you've ever played, shit we wished we could forget

To be fair, GodHand does have enough flaws to where it can be called a “shitty game”. The game’s saving grace was its gameplay, but if the player can’t get into it, then GodHand is gonna suck. (I loved it, personally)

I’m glad to see my memory doesn’t fail me.

worst games I played and even own:

[media=youtube]7qVlrnHVXYA[/media] never got past 2nd level…

[media=youtube]ojeQ52EooKE[/media] got past 1st level, never touched it again

[media=youtube]PQXE9CmvxsA[/media] how the hell do you fuck up a port of Sonic 1? :confused:

Was convinced the first TMNT game was broken and retarded, because I played the Commodore 64 version which only used 1 button, and where jumping was buggy. Just watched an AVGN video over the weekend and realized the NES version was actually legit, if still hard.

If you think the first TMNT was hard, then don’t go remotely near Battletoads.

That game set the standard for incandescent rage.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I KNEW I WASN"T THE ONLY VICTIM!!!

I couldn’t even remember the name of it, but the wounds still hurt. I was thinking,“It’s gonna be all that!!!..What? I can kill the boss by ripping his torso off? ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?” Easy doesn’t even do this game justice. The only way you could possibly lose is to buy it and leave the game in the package, by which case you still win because you didn’t waste time playing it. If anyone challenges you, dig up a youtube replay. No sense in actually dirtying your own hands with it. Thanks for bringing up that laugh dude. That really hits the spot. :tup:

-Starhammer-

ICO, Res evil 5? Are you fucking joking? Theres wayyyyyyy worse games then those, You people need to just stop playing video games, You deserve to have your hands to be cut off, and all your games and consoles taken away. You have no idea what the worst games ever are. Try playing Barbie on nes, try playing Blues brothers on snes, try playing awesome possum on gensis

Like I said, this thread is troll bait.

While there is some actual on-topic discussion, we will inevitably get a bunch of hipsters and bitter old men that would rather try to shit on newer games that they simply don’t like/suck at/both.

I thought the ICO post was pretty obviously a joke, especially since he complained that there were only 2 characters and no leveling up. This thread is filled with annoying troll posts regardless, but I’m enjoying the good posts.

Whoever said Double Dragon 3: I sure hope you meant the arcade version.

The NES version totally redeemed the monstrosity that was released in the arcades.

Also, I’m surprised at no mention of this:

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This. How much fun you have with godhand directly relates to your skill at the game. Its really hard but fun once you learn it.

wow those are actually two great games with great ratings lmfao, u probably just were too young and sucked at earthbound

worst megaman game of all time imo was megaman network transmission for gamecube i cant believe i bought this shit then beat it cause i didnt wanna waste my 50 bucks (it was actually fun near the end tho lol)

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as for the worst game of all time maybe red steel for the wii and far cry vengeance
jurassic park for snes, perfect dark zero, shit theres so many horrible games out there lmao

GunValkyrie was like that too. Fuck, I need to buy an Xbox controller and play that game again.

I’m a sucker for electric guitar. I’m very well aware of it lol.

Yeah that’s the other good thing about Shadow the hedgehog. It actually put an end to him being ‘emo’.

Even though Chronicles wasn’t the best game ever considering the circumstances (Bioware’s first portable game and the first time anyone has attempted to make a Sonic RPG) I’d say they did better than what I was expecting and I give props to them for attempting it and even at least making it to mediocre level. They were supposed to be working on a sequal that could have ironed out problems with it but I have a feeling that’s probably completely fallen through the cracks now.

That music though was inexcusable lol. That’s not even the song that the game is most infamously known for butchering.

Sonic 3 - Final Boss
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Sonic Chronicles - Nocturne
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Here’s something to fix your ears with after having listened to that.

actually re5 was a terrible game if u are a hardcore re fan cause its hella easy and is only fun with 2 players
and theres no type of survival horror (nothing scared me or made me jump the whole game) to it or any fuckin puzzles its all braindead. id rather play gears of war then fuckin re5

sonic 3 final boss music is godlike bruh!!!

Shout outs to Sonic 3 & Knuckles Doomsday Zone. Shit was so boss, I still remember how excited I was when I first played that shit. Those were the good days.

Yo! What the fuck did Bioware do to sonic 3 final boss music? That some atari level shit.

Dear lord…I had clensed my memory of that horrendous POS. I remember raging and literrally sitting there playing it wondering how in the hell did this happen? Trying to slog through Labyrinth Zone in that port was traumatizing.

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