Nah. I don’t jerk off and i never watched that movie.
I don’t normally recommend watching crappy movies, but I suggest watching the Thankskilling movies. It’s so bad, it is like an art masterpiece.
Donnie Darko. I watched this movie 3 times because friend kept telling me it had hidden depth. It doesn’t. It’s just a stupid movie that thinks it has hidden depth.
street fighter 4 ultra movies
those movies are really shitty :wasted:
Anything Asian that’s been adapted by Hollywood for white people.
The Village: My gawd what a trainwreck
Mortal Kombat Annihilation: Animality anyone? -_-
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088891/
This piece of shit was played on a UK channel that constantly plays shit movies. It was played after 12 so I just assumed there would be sex in it. There was none. I sat with my dick in my hand for a good two hours as fuck all happened.
Metal Gear Solid 4
Heavy Rain
After Earth
my worst movie of all time gets updated each summer so its kinda a mute point to list. IM3 could be up there for for how heart breaking it was to see them trash the franchise.
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Never heard of it so I checked it out
After a long drive in the Texas desert, the family is trapped at a lodge maintained by a polygamous pagan cult, and they attempt to escape as the cult’s members decide what to do with them. The film is infamous for its technical deficiencies, especially its significant editing and continuity flaws; its soundtrack and visuals not being synchronized; tedious pacing; abysmal acting; and several scenes that are seemingly inexplicable or disconnected from the overall plot, such as a couple making out in a car or The Master’s wives breaking out in catfights.
At first I was dismayed it wasnt porn but actually reading up on this shit it sounds kinda amazing xD
Rename this thread Cinematic Disasterpieces.
Anywho, anybody ever see OK Connery:
The amazing story of James Bond…s brother, played by Sean Connery’s real fucking brother. Named Mr Connery.
Amazing_Funbags:Manos: The Hands of Fate
Never heard of it so I checked it out
After a long drive in the Texas desert, the family is trapped at a lodge maintained by a polygamous pagan cult, and they attempt to escape as the cult’s members decide what to do with them. The film is infamous for its technical deficiencies, especially its significant editing and continuity flaws; its soundtrack and visuals not being synchronized; tedious pacing; abysmal acting; and several scenes that are seemingly inexplicable or disconnected from the overall plot, such as a couple making out in a car or The Master’s wives breaking out in catfights.
At first I was dismayed it wasnt porn but actually reading up on this shit it sounds kinda amazing xD
Just watch the MST3K guys riff on it via Youtube.
Not sure we a separate thread was necessary, but for me worst film I’ve ever seen is Wrong Turn or Dream Catcher.
Speaking of fun, bad movies…
lol… knew this one wouldn’t not come up. My sister-in-law was in that, and her ex-husband was the one who directed it.
I think my wife still has the old promo t-shirt from when it was originally going to be titled “Number 2, Part 1”
An X-way tie between every movie Michael Bay has ever made.
Honorable mentions to Char’s Counterattack and Artificial Intelligence.
“Rape scene” and “hot” are two phrases that should never be a part of the same thought.
They totally can be. Big difference between fantasy and reality.
Manos: The Hands of Fate was shot in my city. If you need to know why its bad, this is the town that tore down its city hall to make a baseball stadium for a triple A team. They named its triple A team…The Chihuahuas.
If The Room is the worst movie you’ve ever seen, you’re a bad movie scrub.
Its not the worst but Scarface is definitely up there for me. That film was an over-hyped pile of garbage.