So does Imaginary Coffee.
Ya’ll laughin, but Mr. Potato gives good head.
why do you get head from a… Mr. ?
Think about it, momos.
Eating pussy is still referred to as head
Sincerely,
your resident sexual deviant
Or tater tots
Mr. Potatohead is a giant fucking head. That’s all that he is. You put feet, lips and eyes on this potato and your children are supposed to ignore just how morbid that is.
Of course he gives good head. He IS a head!
Definitely a-head of you guys, anyway…
I’m with ya Manx, and for this thread you should have changed your title to stupidity is a talent for miscontraception.
Friend of mine had a story somewhat related to this:
He’s an Emergency Med resident in New York. He gets this 60 yo patient with the chief complaint of “has roots growing out down there.” Indeed, there was stuff growing out. He asks her what she has down there, and it’s a potato. She has a prollapsed vagina and the potato is keeping it as a make shift pessary. But rather than going to the hospital for a real pessary, she wanted the doctors to TRIM THE ROOTS so they don’t stick out. So, he spent 5 minutes as a gardener trimming roots.
Spoiler
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Bitch is nasty
Not gonna lie. I looked up ‘pessary.’ Wish I hadn’t.
Mary Mary quite contrary…
bitch tried to make a special kind of poutine.
dem cheese curds
Doctor is lucky that he didn’t get a handful of that homemade potato salad if she does indeed have a boyfriend the be worried about getting preggers.
Ugh, what a fuckin’ DOLT!
Hey guys, leave Hugo’s sister alone.
(Honestly, no Hugo jokes in this thread? You people disappoint me.)
Was her mom Mrs Potato Head?
So we finally found the root of all evil,potatoes…god fucking dammit…