MB character designs I respect:
Nero. Undisputed S-tier of coolness in Melty Blood. Wears nothing but a flasher trenchcoat and shoots deer out of his crotch. Has an evil laugh, an awesome backdash/forward dash, and the best-looking j. C in the game, complete with awesome elephant noise when he rapes people with it. Anyone who’s playing MB and isn’t playing Nero is breaking my heart.
Kouma. He’s angry, grapples, and sets people on fire. Kinda like a grumpier, more Asian version of Ralf. But Ralf’s still better.
Reinbach Sauerkraut. Has a neat jacket and beats people to death with a cello. Has Tiger Uppercut. Neat pilebunker combos with F-Ries that even I can kinda do. Honorary man in Melty Blood, which is high praise in my book.
Warakia. Screams like a horny cat whenever he does anything, which is always a plus because he reminds me of Vega. Gets points for craziness, but loses points for kinda sucking.
Roa. Is drunk with an unbuttoned shirt, but fails to take advantage of this fact by standing on a skyscraper rooftop and singing bad R&B with a crane shot panning around him. Has lightning powers, but like Wara, kinda sucks. Maybe next time, Roa.
Nanaya. A detestable Shiki, but less offensive than Tohno on account of being psycho.
Mech-Hisui. Has eye lasers and is now top tier. New tacticool gimmicks are kind of lame, but as an emotionless top-tier machine a la Sentinel, she still has my grudging respect. I probably wouldn’t play as her, though, because Nero is better.
Arcueid. Actually, no. Not Arc herself, but her theme song, whose butt-rockiness is strangely inspirational. Arc the character can go fuck herself.
No respect:
- Schoolgirl Akiha. For bitin’ off Jedah. Kill this bitch on sight.