WHITEYPEDIA, or: facts/Q&A about White People

As a long time dog and cat owner, I have to say that cats are more like your “cool” friend who prefers to show their appreciation for you in ways other than obnoxiously kissing your ass, like most dogs tend to do.

When I get home, I prefer a cat rubbing against my leg over a cracked out dog jumping all over me trying desperately to lick my face like a popsicle.

Dogs are just way too needy for me and the only real attribute they have is their territorial nature which comes in handy when it comes to home security; cats, admittedly are pretty much useless in this regard.

Because many black people are under the impression that there is a consensus opinion on whether or not they’re cool with white people saying it… and that consensus opinion tends to vary.

Cuz you never know if the black folks in attendance are gonna be like, “Da fuck 'd you just say?” even though it was in a song or not. They figure, “Hell, if ALL of us are singing it, what can they do?”

RE: White folks’ love of dogs. It’s really a surrogate for a kid at least in the cases of people letting the dogs tongue them and all that. Folks (usually women) who want kids and and either 1.don’t have them yet, 2.Don’t have a man, 3.Know they aren’t going to make the cutoff because they’ve focused on their career or whatever, 4.Are older and have already had kids but miss the feeling of having them around, tend to get dogs and treat them like human children. I think it’s creepy, but hey, whatever makes you happy. :stuck_out_tongue:

I like cats because most look like sleek killing machines, I like dogs because they show appreciation and wuv.

Fun Fact: Contrary to portrayals of James Bond~esque villains, sociopaths strongly prefer dogs over cats mainly because of their blind loyalty and innate understanding of heirarchy.

My theory on why women love cats- because females always fall fof the douchebags…

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Great, now the little bastard’s taken both of them as hostages.

If it’s in a song a book or a movie, I’ll quote/sing the fuck out of it. But I don’t use it in any other ways. Fuck being afraid of saying nigga if its in a song. Don’t want white people saying nigga while they sing along, don’t put the word in. I’ve sang much worse too, at Gwar concerts and such :stuck_out_tongue:

bullshit. white people can’t say anything worse than “the n word” (notice my own tip toeing). sure, chicks might react more violently when you call them a cunt or joke about rape, but pshhh theyre chicks :rofl:

you obviously haven’t heard Gwar

I just can’t stand white people saying “the N word” on tv. I mean to actually call it “the N word” that drives me up the wall. Sounds like something a small child would say to an adult.

It just shows a great deal of immaturity.
It’s arbitrary of who says what and what social group has what rules.

Words specific races are/ are not allowed to say that for some reason some races get pass’s on for no real reason other then "they do"
I don’t bother explaining how creating these rules actually has a back sliding effect anymore because it’s rarely understood and more often then not just devolves into a “i’m racist/your racist argument.”

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I somewhat agree. I dont think ANYBODY should use the word without proper meaning. Too many people, white/black/whatever, use it merely to gain attention. Selling an album, making a villain more memorable, etc etc etc. I’m all for EVERY race using it, so long as it’s used properly. I’m 1000000% for free speech. Like I said, if black people don’t wanna hear it, they shouldn’t have invented it or use it. Look how well white people dealt with racial slurs against them. I’ve never been upset by being called a cracker or whitey or honky or whatever.

Black people asking non-black people to never say Nigga is just as bad as people saying nigger and is just as bad as muslims telling people to not draw Mohammed or for any religious people to not negatively discuss their religion.

YOU HAVE THE OPTION TO PLUG YOUR EARS AND WALK THE FUCK AWAY. Being incensed merely by what one fucking loser has to say means you lost the argument and he won. Remember, there are many many different ways to win an argument, pick the best one please.

being mexican is about nationality n not about ethnicity, u would be surprised of how many white mexicans exist, one of my parents is white (the large majority of Mexicans can be classified as “Mestizos”), there are places like Acapulco where u can find lots of black descendant mexicans (mulatos)

what would you prefer them say nigger? white people are pretty fuckin scared of that. I’d rather be likened to a small child than a racist

What do white men love about Asian women? I never see white guys with any other race of chicks except Asians - very rarely blacks. I don’t even see them with chicks south of the border. It’s either white or asian 'round here.

And on the topic of attraction, what do white girls like about black & asian men?

nothing??

If a black person gets called a racial slur, I think if you just say that happened you don’t have to spell it out. What other racial slurs do they treat that way?

while my opinion on the matter is , if someone you happen around does not like the word , respect their feelings and everyone wins. you get to say whatever you want and they don’t have to hear it when your around.

i think the issue is white guilt, and not the slavery kind, the racism is still *way *too prevalent in today’s society way, and they don’t wanna be associated with that. and i can see where they are coming from, “niggas” getting shot in Florida for just walking around and listening to music loudly apparently. but on the other hand on has to be comfortable with them selves and with the world around them, to know that you arent all white people and you aren’t necessarily racist for being white either. plus on the cases of people on tv news, your gonna be shunned if you say it, that’s just how it works.your gonna be the “nigger” news correspondant or the “nigger” reporter or news anchor.

south park did an episode like that starring randy , and made the most valid white vs black n word statement i have heard on television to date
stan just saying im not going to understand how you feel and they should respect each others feelings
its kinda sad when south park has to teach you elementary school ethics

i personally don’t say it, it means to much and too little at the same time , they only time use that word is in jest to make fun of said word, im black/Arabic myself.

hmm on the note of racism though i have heard some horror stories of stuff in japan , just flat out racism of foreigners and dark skinned people.

True or false. Do you guys really drink “boxes” of wine?

You can indeed buy boxes of wine. I don’t think humans can drink them all at once though.