WHITEYPEDIA, or: facts/Q&A about White People

We have to fill the rooms in our BIIIIIIIIG houses with something man.

not every white person has big houses though.

I wouldn’t even say most.

SHHHHH!!! How else are we supposed to keep the black man down if you keep dispelling stereotypes?!?!?!?!

Heres a secret:

Spoiler

I’m not white, dude

and if you’re going by stereotypes then I guess your idea of a BIIIIIIIG house is a trailer home.

I don’t think you understand just how big and prolific suburbs are…

I don’t think I really care.

lol white people.

your rampant racism will not go unchecked

I wouldn’t necessarily call old stuff useless. Many of them have both monetary and nostalgic value. For some people the past is very important because it represents where we’ve been and where we’re going. That’s why we have museums.

Then again, I’ve never seen very many black people in museums…

My house is a modest 1660sq ft cape on 2 acres.

I live better than anyone I know my age, though.

How to tell if you’re white.

A. You emulate the speech and mannerisms of cultures other than your own.

**B. You go out of your way not to emulate the speech and mannerisms of cultures other than your own.

We are truly a complex people. **

As in most of us have a racial complex.

In case this hasn’t been answered.

In the dark ages of Canadian history, before the invention of the Zamboni, the losing team in hockey had to “hose” the ice to keep it usable. So someone who had to water the ice with a hose, or “hoser”, became synonym with loser. Also, we get offended because it’s both an isult and it reminds us of our pre-zamboni days.

LOL you know how many races come to the states and dont know any english? You sound like a idiot, at least we try to learn how to talk to everyone unlike some races that are too lazy to learn english

All I heard was wah wah wah wah wah WHITE POWER wah wah wah BLATANT RACISIM wah wah.

dude you just proved how much of a fucking dumb ass you are. ENGLISH is the main language here, its a FACT idiot. And if you dont want to learn it, you are just fucking lazy

Why do older white people love black women and men so much.

Why do younger white people love black women and men so much.

I swear at 19 and 37 its like a switch goes off and white people want to sample that black goodness.

black girls are nice too me, never give any problems.

A full 10th of our population speaks Spanish as its first language, yet 96% of our population speaks English proficiently and only 12% of our population speaks Spanish proficiently… including the native Spanish speakers!

Why the discrepancy?

Answer: Americans who speak English as their mother tongue are incredibly shitty about learning other languages. I don’t care how bad people from other countries are about learning ESL; English-speaking Americans are worse.

Hell, a lot of English-speaking Americans are shitty about their own language. You yourself dropped several capitals and sundry punctuation marks just in the post that I quoted, and you also inserted a comma splice. What right do you have to demand that other people learn a language that you suck at?

I really dont care much about grammar, since having perfect grammar is not a law

Neither is speaking English. Your point?

you dont have to have perfect grammar to work at a job, and talk to 95% of everyone else who speaks english smart ass