goku can travel faster than the speed of light though so how would these beams even hit him
(at start of dbz, when radditz dodges piccolos beam cannon thingy, piccolo is like “WTF HE CAN TRAVEL FASTER THAN LIGHT”. since goku is ten trillion times stronger/faster than radditz, it follows that he is ten trillion times faster than the speed of light)
Pretty sure that was a translation error.
Your face is too normal. I can’t come up with anything funny.
WTF are the “Omega Beams” anyway? I don’t know much about DC and Darkseid.
This is why I like you. 
I also feel similarly surrounded by assholes.
GD is the equivalent of a porn ad on one of those image-hosting sites. You came for the images, got distracted by the ad, realized porn is better than what you were looking at, so away to porn land you go bro and now you completely forgot wtf you were on that image-hosting site for.
They’re beams he shoots from his eyes. He can control their direction and their strength. They can either hit like a percussive attack or disintegrate what they hit.
And somehow they caught Batman in a random weird time fluctuation… thingy.
Oh yeah I remember that. The latter was very silly…almost as silly as Cap getting sniped but with a time-bullet…thing.
Actually I think KI is very much like magic, except KI is the direct application of that energy on the body and not the world around you. But as far as people casting spells they still have to manipulate that same energy in order to make go into the state to conjure up these external forces. I like how they portrayed it in Berserk. It’s all visualization and breathing which is what you would do when applying KI in situations.
I tend to think of magic as supernatural. By Dragon Ball’s internal logic, ki seems natural. Everybody has ki. It’s just a matter of how much, and obtaining more is a simple matter of training, like a muscle.
Goku channeling ki into his attakcs is natural. Buu transforming people into chocolate and eating them is supernatural, i.e. magic, because it relies on no apparent consistent laws of nature as they appear in the DB universe.
They’re a homing beam attack that can do a number of things to the target, including teleportation or outright obliteration. A shot usually brings Superman to his knees. They do 9999 damage in a game where your max HP is 200.
@goodm0urning
if i did have any decent Photoshop skills, maybe i would consider an attempt. somebody is bound to come up with a decent job that could possibly rival a Maxxvatar any day. like Superman. in a bikini.
holy shit, way too much DBZ for me. i think i need to go destroy a planet with over a billion sentient life forms by doing a golf clap right now. and then pig out on some rice dumplings. yummy.
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Batman dodged the omega beam but that’s because is over powered and he doesn’t even have powers.
but, but, but Superman has the Cape of Speeding Bullet +1 equipped already… how, why… Batman “dodged” Omega Beams?! did he have Lapis Lazuli of Luck +99 on his person at the time? o.O
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Because when Batman appears in stories with characters who outclass him in mind-boggling ways, the only solution is to give him superpowers and keep insisting that he’s just really well-trained.
Not that this is a bad thing. Can you imagine if they put Batman in a Justice League story and didn’t give him de facto superpowers?
Does anybody really want to see Batman cleaning the supertoilets at the Hall of Justice while everybody else is off adventuring? Even Aqua Man?
Too bad Aqua Man is awesome.
Double chocolate cake?
Or are you one of those red velvet scene kids, like DRD?
He would be unstoppable if he had ANY power. Give him the power to make bubbles, and watch all the villains of Gotham cower in fear.
The power to make rainbows.