After OCV’ing some bog-standard noob team (wolverine, dante, akuma?) with Hsien-ko…
“lol hilarious the ****** has to hide behind his cheap sh*t to win”
To which I replied:
“Yeah sorry about all the zoning bro, I know it’s hard to super jump.”
street fighter my hate mail was bad
this time im not really lame with the fireballs lik i was in street fighter lol. most people say good deadpool combo 
I haven’t got much hatemail at all. I wait for it… but nothing. Today alone I beat 2 different people 7 - 0 straight, but no hatemail, they just quietly leave.
A weird thing that happens to me somewhat often is ragequitters asking me for a rematch.
I’m like, why would I give this guy a rematch? He’ll just ragequit again when I beat him.
“Learn some combos noob instead of just randomly hitting hyper”
After 3-0’ing random player match on xbl…
People Are Crazy ™
It’s rarer, but some dudes think rage quitting is “punishing” you for being sucky, and if they truly believe this, they’ll want a rematch because they think they can show you who’s boss now that they know your simple scrubby tricks.
I got a rematch invite one time by a guy who apparently doesn’t know back = block, and who rage quit with 05 seconds left on the clock after he did nothing but ran away to the other side of the screen and super jumped back all the time (yet still somehow couldn’t keep holding back when he actually needed to block.) He sent a message saying “play the game right and ill fight u, youre just afriad of me.”
With the people who rq on me I have noticed something. When I beat their team that has Sent on it, or if they bust out Sent for the super salty runback and lose thats when the rq occurs. Granted sometimes that can work on me simply because lvl 3 X factor sent means I have to play 100% perfect or I loose chars in a few hits. Still hilarious when they try the runback with sent lose and rq when they still can’t beat me using the crutch of the game.
Sent user + lose = salty sent user?
I’ve had people ragequit cause I would snap him in and kill him off. Same with Phoenix.
Heh I am still horrible about creating opportunities to snap em in or I would be doing that too.
I am average at this game at best.
Left the room after several games using Amaterasu
Guy: "fuk your dog"
Me: "shes a bitch, i kno"
Guy: “ggs”
I made someone rage using only one character.
Guess who it was?
Their reply was: “YOU CAN SHOVE DOGS UP YOUR HOLE TODAY SPAM HE ALWAYS”
“wow i just got spammed the fuck out of. good job spamming fuckface”
I played Magneto Sent Wesker and rushed him down with Mags all game. Was I spamming combos?
It is customary to stand and do nothing in between combos. Didn’t you get the memo?
I swear to god, some people DO think combos are spam.
Lots of these guys appear to have come from Street Fighter and think a “proper” exchange between players is to stand in the middle of the stage, one guy jumps in, lands a kick, and maybe does a punch into fireball. Then the other guy does a random move in return and perhaps gets 2 hits, then repeat.
I think this because I ran into an Akuma yesterday who kept getting caught by anything, even the most random hyper, 'cause that’s what he was trying to do. He didn’t rage quit, but was yelling over the mic that “fking btch, playing like goddamn fking YOUTOOB sh*t, think you’re REAL SMART playing like fking YOUTOOB”
Honestly some people should just not touch fighting games… they don’t have the mental toughness to play them. These Call of Duty players with their omega online ego can’t handle getting bodied and come to a self realization that they are just not good whatsoever.
Played a dude in a lobby last week and I starting zoning him with Thor’s Mighty Spark and he didn’t know how to get around it so I just kept doing it. After the game he got on his mic an said “good job spammer” after me laughing for about a minute he kept throwing the regular online insults “You have no life… You suck and just use overpowered characters… I banged your mom… You don’t have a dick etc.”
I just told him go back and play Black Ops
He replied “Uhhh Uhhhhhh im actually ranked like one of the top in the world in zombies you ******”
Then he bounced. That little convo made my night.
Y’know, I was fighting yesterday with a guy from France that was speaking very fast of what I assume that it was either a satanic ritual or curses. While I was doing some ROM shenanigans with Magneto this guy was yelling like nonsense and my brother who was at my side started to say…
Bro:"He’s mad!"
Ace: “Yes, I can see that” Opponent’s Akuma doing Tatsumaki over and over
Catches Akuma with Gravity Squeeze
Random Guy over the mic:‘YOUTAAB’ sentence.
Bro:"He’s speaking gibberish Ace"
Ace: “Yes, I can hear that”.
That made my night.
OH I have a couple great stories.
So I was playing in a player match against someone, and after the first match he messaged me. “Get good loser.” (I lost the first match.)
I then proceeded to win 25 matches in a row. After which I messaged him back “Good enough for you?”
What ensued was one of the most hilarious flame wars I have ever been in.
Him: u just do the same shit over ur bad get some pussy virgin
Me: Yes, that makes perfect sense. I should do something differnet so that I have a greater chance of losing. You are a genius of strategy Sun Tsu. Oh and for the record, I’m gay so I’ll take a pass on teh pussy. How does it feel to be beaten by a ******, hetero.
Him: u hella gay go join the army ill kill u bitch
Me: “Waah waaah I’m a big tough straight man look at my muscles. I can make death threats anonymously over the internet waaaaah.” Thats you. That’s how dumb you sound. You sure you are straight becuase by the looks of those last matches you sure liked getting fucked in the ass.
Him: im fat I have no muscles
Me: Oof good god. Fat? You must wanna kill me in some creative ways then. You know they say death and sex are two sides of the same coin. Soooooo sorry I’m not really into getting fucked or killed by fatties. I can reccomend some chubby chasers though ^^
Him: i luv u
Me: sorry I’m taken. But we can alwyas be friends online ^^
Him: u weird u taken booo
Me: Yeah it’s my charming personality
Him: I’m back my girl was talkin u gay 4 real join the army and pull that rubber out yo ass
Me: Who uses rubber? Bareback all the way baby. I’ll take a pass on the army though. I hear the guys there are all self hating homos.
Him: u should hate ur self
Me: You know a lot of people tell me I should hate myself, but I am bad at following orders. Guess that’s why I’m not in the army eh?
Him: quit bothering me or im gonna file sexual assult u should cut ur rists
Me: Yes. Sexual assault. Go ahead and file it without my real name or any of my contact info. Also go ahead and file it with the digital record showing you sent me a flame message first. See how far you get. Oh and the slitting my wrists thing? I’m sure that will make a court really smile on you. Anyway, the problem with slitting my wrists is that they heal up too quick. I have a mutant healing factor you know.
I have a record of this because I saved it and instantly sent it to all my friends. Best conversation ever.
Got an AMAZING message from this dude named xx-SoggyToast-xx on PSN. Apparently he was salty that I had a 75% win percentage and he stomped on me pretty hard.
“75% w/l? youve gotta be fucking kidding me”
Its kinda funny because I wasn’t using my main team and I wasn’t trying all that hard. He had like 300 something wins 200 losses. So im not sure what hes getting all pissy about
Not to mention the match was laggy as all hell. Such anger online!
I’m not gay… But I must say… That was an Epic Win…
EDIT:
Forgot to post this:
I beated him with my Zero/Dante/Tron, he got Ryu/Akuma/Chun
Him: U dam Youtoob player! alwys doin the same cmbos, chang ur fkin move b**ch!.
Me: And what do you want?, 2 players fighing crouched in the middle and the find a spot for hitting light light hadoken?.. This is not SSFIV son, THIS IS MAHVEL BABYEEE!..
Him: I chllnge to fght me on SSFIV Im gnna show u whos boss b**ch.
Me: Ok, Bring it…
Goes to SSFIV, I fighted with Akuma, he with Ryu, crushed him 3-0
Him: u hav no life fk u fk u fk u.
I get SO MUCH SALT sent to my inbox for zoning with Arthur/Doom. I’m not even an MvC player - I really only have this little zone game and if you get around it I’m screwed. I’ve never figured out how to make my game better because I’m a SF player and I just mess around with MvC. But EVERY TIME I get on live, at least 50% of the matches will end with a message about me being a boring noob…well if I’m so boring how come you didn’t figure out after the 53 dagger toss/molecular shield combo that the 54th one was coming down the pipe?
In the past 48 hours:
THE ICON "YOU R A BUM"
Jayo Knight "die b****"
dj78x “garbage lmao” - this dude beat me, horribly. Why was it necessary to send hate?
Used Meathook “boring” - I was about to send this dude a “gg” because we played three really close matches. Oh well